Palace Intrigue Consultant

In the vast Forbidden City, there is a story that has been passed down since the previous dynasty. The old palace attendants tell it to the new ones, who grow old and tell it to the next generation. And so the story has been passed down through the years. It goes like this: Hidden in this imperial palace is a painting of an incomparably beautiful woman in red. On a full-moon night each spring, the painting appears beneath the most beautiful flowering tree. The woman steps out of the painting and sings softly and dances beneath the moonlight. If you see her, she will grant you one wish. A sultry female ghost, offering online lessons and one-on-one instruction. Learn it once, learn it for good. (This is not set in any particular historical dynasty. I just happen to be used to using “Forbidden City” wherever I please.)