The Fanfiction Heroine's Reverse Transmigration [Crossover]

I

What is it like when paper characters transmigrate into your home?

Ming Wu: Thanks for asking. I wake up every morning to find a few paper characters lying on my bed. They mooch off me, and they like sneaking looks at my classics and manga. It's a bit of a hassle.

Am I excited? Why would I be? I transmigrated here too.

II

Tsukiyamama Namu, an executive in the Port Mafia, can't figure out why, but she always feels like everyone around her likes her. And it's not just her imagination.

The hat rack, the bandaged weirdo, the tiger, the rabid dog, and the detective are all scrambling to make their presence felt. A whole crowd of former friends shows up, and even the girls are clamoring to marry her.

Then one day she wakes up to find herself in China, where she's just the heroine of a fanfiction. Her: ...

[Everyone in the World Loves Me: a naturally charming heroine, with everyone harboring one-sided feelings for her...]

Namu: So what do fanfiction, charming, and one-sided feelings mean?

Author: My daughter is alive!

Years later, after finally getting used to life in the real world, she wakes up one morning to find that her former friends, now paper characters, have also transmigrated here. And they're the original characters who don't know her.

Paper characters: Excuse me

Namu (holding out a stack of transmigration novels): Here.

Paper characters: ???

Author: Daughter, keep them in line for now. I'll be back in my next life!

Namu: ???

Pairing undecided.

There will be out-of-character moments and original settings, but no logic. The writing is rough, and updates really are sporadic.

A slice-of-life story in the real world about a fanfiction heroine and a group of original characters who transmigrate here. The fanfiction author may appear at random, so please don't read if that's not your thing.

Theme: You decide your own life