[Crossover] Who Says All Narrow-Eyed People Are Monsters?

Blurb One

As everyone knows, people with smiling eyes are monsters.

For details, see: My childhood friend, the super-high-IQ great detective Edogawa Ranpo.

However, I just don't believe that everyone with smiling eyes is a monster.

For details, see: Me, whose eyes are so small that when I smile, all you can see are two slits.

How could I possibly be a "monster" when I can't out-reason Ranpo, can't match Dazai's intelligence, and can't beat Chuuya in martial arts?

My eyes are just small, so these smiling eyes really aren't intentional (smiles).

Blurb Two

Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency knows that Mr. Ranpo has a "fragile" childhood friend.

She waters flowers, raises cats, looks after Ranpo, and is kind and gentle, never resorting to violence.

But when everyone sees that Miss Erina Chinen has the same smiling eyes as Mr. Ranpo...

Everyone: There's more to this than meets the eye.

Erina Chinen (smiles): Sorry, my eyes are just small.

After enough time passes, everyone is convinced that her eyes really are just small:

Erina Chinen (smiles as she draws a knife): I hear someone wants to bully Ranpo?

Watching the "fragile" young lady strike swiftly and decisively, wearing a benevolent smile, everyone falls silent.

What is going on???

Ranpo: Relax, relax. This is normal.

Her eyes really are small. Nothing wrong with that (keeps smiling).

Erina Chinen: Sorry, I let down everyone with smiling eyes.

Everyone: No, you didn't!

The CP is the adorable Ranpo.

The great detective x the "gentle," naturally black-bellied type

Saying she can't match someone means she's second only to them (smiles).

OOC and headcanons included. I'm doing my best!

Theme: Spoil Ranpo rotten