The Villain Doesn't Want a Shura Field

Li Mian transmigrates into a parallel universe as the villainous little prince. His mission is to follow the script and find new ways to get himself killed every day.

He has to scheme against his scheming older brother for the throne, frame his hot-tempered childhood rival, torment his lovesick fiancée, and pester the cold-hearted general…

Before meeting an ending like [homeless / torn to pieces / executed by firing squad / worse than death].

Li Mian: “…”

Isn’t being alive nice?

So he decides to put on an act and stay away from every deathtrap.

At the royal ball.

System: [Drug the First Prince, Li Wen, and turn him into a royal scandal.]

Li Mian waves his little hand and produces a pile of vitamin C.

[Flirt with everyone and make your fiancée, Bai Sihe, lose faith in you]

Li Mian strips every little rose in her garden bare.

[Humiliate Jiang Zhixuan’s younger brother, Jiang Ziliang, in front of your childhood friend Jiang Zhixuan]

Li Mian: Your brother is way more handsome than you. He can be my prince consort.

[Hound General Ke Ze and steal his first kiss]

Li Mian: …

Damn it! There’s no way to get around this one!

Li Mian decides to take an unconventional route and become a cross-dressing do-gooder who never takes credit. He’ll kiss the general and run.

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Before the royal ball, the powerful characters are unexpectedly reborn, and learn where the plot is heading. They plan to use it to their advantage.

But nothing goes according to plan.

The scheming first prince tastes the strawberry-flavored drink in his cup, his expression indescribable.

The lovesick fiancée watches the wicked stepmother clutching a pile of roses and weep, secretly delighted.

The hot-tempered rival is suddenly teased and turns red from head to toe.

The cold-hearted general quietly starts asking around about one of the emperor’s illegitimate daughters.

#As long as you run fast enough, you can escape the deathtrap#

#To stay alive, I’m full of shameless innuendo#

A few friendly notes:

1. There are lots of deathtraps.

2. The general is the love interest.

3. Original setting and headcanons. Please don’t bother me about them.

4. Don’t bash the author. Hiding behind a pot lid with a doge face to save my life.

5. Fourth blurb version, October 23. Screenshot posted on Weibo.

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