A beautiful, ridiculously powerful elf bottom who's passionate about green projects x a cold-on-the-outside, secretly flirtatious imperial legion general top.
Hill is an adult forest elf who transmigrates to the interstellar era and becomes the useless eldest son, freshly kicked out by his family. He has the impressive title of planetary lord, but all he can do is scrape by on a little barren planet, chewing on grass roots, with a fluffy tagalong at his side.
They say this is a barren planet unsuitable for cultivation?
What a joke. A forest elf's passive skill is an incredibly strong affinity for plants and animals. The words "unsuitable for cultivation" aren't in his dictionary!
The barren planet has nothing but a rundown shack. Even buying a few seeds means pinching pennies and agonizing over every last credit.
The day after he sows them, two uninvited guests blast apart the fruits of a whole day's backbreaking digging.
Without a word, Hill pulls a bow from his spatial storage and shoots one mech to pieces.
The other guy is so scared he pays him ten million in compensation, then volunteers to stay and work for him for free.
The fruits grown with a forest elf's natural gifts are delicious: huge, juicy, and sweet. Interstellar folks, why not come try some?
He raises fluffy critters, farms, and travels, and before he knows it, he's turned this little barren planet into the largest fruit and vegetable farm in the interstellar world.
The entire interstellar community goes wild for his delicious fresh produce.
"Boss, boss! Give me ten boxes of the Green Elf fruit gift set!"
"Boss, boss! Give me one Green Elf boss!"
The fluffy critter stubbornly stands in front of Hill. "Grr! Get lost! Mine!"
The imperial general who's working for the elf for free behind them can't help closing his eyes.
It's so stupid. He refuses to admit this is the spirit companion beast that ran away from home years ago.
And then: "You've let it sleep with you for so long. When do I get to share your bed?"
Hill: "You're not the same as Fluffy."
The general: "How are we different? It's my other half. Whatever it's seen, I've seen too."
Hill: "...Why didn't you say so earlier!" He lands a punch.jpg
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Copy captured on 2020.8.29.
The title and blurb are tentative; the story itself takes priority.
Theme: Plant trees to protect the environment. It's everyone's responsibility.
