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A dramatic crybaby with two secret identities, a breathtaking mermaid general gong x a gentle, easygoing shou with an occasionally unusual way of thinking, a major general
As an Imperial major general, Vino was cold, gloomy, and exceptionally strong in battle. It was only after his father and outsiders joined forces to set him up that he remembered he had transmigrated into an interstellar mermaid novel.
When Vino woke up in a wheelchair, his scumbag father shamelessly demanded that he hand over his military achievements to the protagonist. Vino smiled and refused: "Get lost. I'm done serving you!"
Was his precious life not worth living, or were the world's unique mermaids not fun to raise? Why compete with the protagonist, a sea king, for his scumbag father's love?
Vino decisively overturned his father's plans and used his accumulated military achievements to bring home a mermaid.
At first, the mermaid he brought home had been completely disfigured. He was bigger than Vino, fierce and silent, with claws that could pierce a fish's belly in one blow. A cold glint in his eyes promised to take your life the very next second.
His body was covered in scars from abuse, yet he still refused to yield to humans. His eyes fixed on Vino without a trace of fear.
The major general had the chance to exchange the mermaid, but his heart softened. He kept this mermaid, who was the furthest thing from delicate and beautiful.
Later, the mermaid, trying to avoid his studies, would deftly bury his face against Vino's neck and coo: "Vino..."
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At the grand annual Imperial banquet, broadcast live across the entire interstellar world, netizens in the livestream chat mocked Major General Vino and his mermaid before their entrance: "If I were Vino, I'd be too embarrassed to bring that ugly mermaid along. Looking at him for one second would give me nightmares!"
When Vino made his dazzling entrance with the mermaid, whose wounds had healed, the whole room fell silent.
The netizens covered their stinging faces, their expressions twisted with envy, yet they still couldn't stop taking screenshots: "Where can I get a breathtaking mermaid like that? Why don't I ever get that lucky?"
Vino: I raised him myself. (Strangely proud.)
It wasn't until one day, when the protagonist came to steal his man and was carried away unconscious after the mermaid physically castrated him, that Vino decided to officially make his much-coveted mermaid his husband.
The next day, holding his sore lower back, Vino remembered the way the mermaid had snuggled in his arms and whimpered coquettishly. His face went blank. "...So you were the drama queen all along?!"
Note:
One-on-one romance, happy ending, a silly sweet story. Every character is less intelligent than the author. If you think they're stupid, that's on me. Don't hate me. (Hides under a pot lid, hands on hips.jpg)
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Online Farming with Interstellar Elves
A beautiful elf shou, passionate about green projects and incredibly strong x an outwardly cold but inwardly flirtatious Imperial general gong
Hill was an adult forest elf. One day, he transmigrated into the interstellar age and became the useless eldest son who had just been kicked out by his family. He had the grand title of planetary lord, but was stuck eking out a living on a tiny, barren planet, chewing on roots, with a fluffy burden by his side.
They said this was a wasteland unsuitable for farming?
What a joke. A forest elf's natural passive skill was a powerful affinity with plants and animals. The words "unsuitable for farming" weren't in his dictionary!
The barren planet had nothing but a ramshackle little house. Even buying a few seeds made him agonize over every penny.
The day after he sowed them, two uninvited guests blew up the fruits of his day of hard work digging holes.
Without a word, Hill pulled a bow and arrow from his portable space and shot a mech to pieces.
The other person was so frightened that he offered Hill ten million in compensation and volunteered to stay and work for him for free.
The fruits grown with a forest elf's natural gifts are delicious: big, juicy, and sweet. Won't the people of the interstellar world come try them?
He raised his fluffy companion and farmed and traveled. Before he knew it, he had turned the tiny barren planet into the largest fruit and vegetable farm in the interstellar world.
The entire interstellar world went wild for his delicious vegetables and fruits.
"Boss, boss! Give me ten boxes of Green Elf fruit gift packs!"
"Boss, boss! Give me a Green Elf boss!"
The fluffy companion stubbornly blocked Hill from view. "Roar! Get lost! He's mine!"
The Imperial general, who was working for the elf for free, couldn't help closing his eyes. How stupid. He refused to admit this was his spirit companion, who had run away from home years ago.
Also, "You've let it sleep with you for so long. When do I get to share your bed?"
Hill: "You're not the same as Fluffy."
The general: "How am I different? He's my other half. I've seen everything he's seen."
Hill: "...Why didn't you say so earlier!" He punched him hard.jpg
Another upcoming novel: Would You Like a Massage?
A young, strong, gentlemanly wolfdog spa therapist fresh out of high school x a handsome, disheveled middle-aged mercenary-turned-chef in a white tank top with a cigarette in his mouth, shou
After Chen Xiao left his previous job, he returned to his hometown and opened a small restaurant where money was no object. He served ten tables a day, then closed up.
Recently, he had taken up a new hobby: getting massages at the wellness center across the street. The star therapist gave such good massages that Chen Xiao forgot he had a back injury.
What? The young masseur had been kicked out by his landlord and had nowhere to live?
The older man ran a hand through his slightly curly long hair and smiled around his cigarette. "Want to come stay with me? I've got plenty of spare rooms."
Shi Yin looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes and bowed obediently. "Thank you so much, big brother."
Diligent and thrifty, Shi Yin went to live with the older man, cleaned up Chen Xiao's doghouse of a home, and even threw in a free massage every day.
He took such good care of the older man that Chen Xiao grew more and more satisfied with him, eventually waiving his rent altogether.
Later, Chen Xiao realized that the pet dog he'd brought home wasn't a well-behaved puppy at all, but a wolfdog who had learned to hide his ferocity behind good manners after living on the streets. Once Chen Xiao saw the viciousness beneath his obedience, he still couldn't bring himself to be harsh with him.
Note: Babies will appear in the middle and later parts. The two will raise a baby, who is the gong's younger brother.
The gong will go back to university later. He won't be a high school graduate forever.
Come add it to your collection, cuties! Pouts.jpg
Premise: With love in your heart, nothing can stop you
There is no doubt that it is a good article.
After watching it in one go, I would be lying if I said it wasn't uncomfortable. I couldn't bear to see the character of Ian. He could have had a dazzling life, living like a proud little swan. Although he was not a young master from a wealthy family, he would have grown up well with his parents and brother. However, he became a victim of this seemingly open but actually feudal and cruel society. He was tough and brave, so he could wait until the day he could escape from that disgusting family. But how many people have died under the torture and endless humiliation day after day, and how many families are as disgusting as this family? We have no way of knowing, but if this system is not overturned, people like Ian will be pushed into the pit of fire. Ian is the most striking epitome of the ordinary man who could not resist in that era. His will to revenge and survival is very strong, and it is precisely because of his unparalleled tenacity that he is able to kill his enemies with his hands and successfully escape from the disgusting muddy abyss.
In Vinod and Srita, I see something completely different from that decadent and hypocritical empire in both of them. I call them new lives. Just like in ancient times, every new dynasty is bound to have conflicts and contradictions. When the conflicts between social classes reach the extreme, there will inevitably be confrontation and war. And Vino and Srita are the hope of the new era. In fact, no matter which one of them is taken separately, their life experience is enough to make people feel distressed, but after the two of them meet, they are like two planets with fixed trajectories that are destined to be destroyed. They are entangled and pulled with each other. In the pull and entanglement, they open up a new path full of hope and sunshine for themselves and each other. If I have to come up with an adjective, I think "destined lover" is very suitable. The character of Vino seems to be plain, but in fact it is very profound. Although he is the king of mermaids, he is approachable enough, easy-going, friendly, kind and compassionate to all living beings. I personally feel that he has the so-called divinity in him. It is perfect that he is the King of Mermaids.
I think many of the other supporting characters are fleshed out and have distinct personalities. Good people are not good for nothing, and bad people are not purely bad. Everyone has a soul. The conflict between mermaids and humans is also written in an eye-catching way. When I saw this paragraph, I was a little confused. Is this really about a mermaid? Why does it look so familiar? Sure enough, the author's words in the next chapter clarified my doubts. The mermaid is in the empire's situation, just like the status of women in society thousands of years ago. The mermaid's situation is just like the situation of women at that time. It can be said that there are still many injustices in today's hope and prosperity, which requires the joint efforts of generations of us. Of course, this is all a later story. I was just surprised when I saw this. Powerful words can make readers feel the thinking and shock brought by the words. Where there is conflict, there must be resistance, where there is oppression, there must be struggle, and where there is injustice, there must be a voice.
For thousands of years, dynasties have changed, and this is exactly what happened. The accumulation of social conflicts will inevitably break out, just like humans versus mermaids. Vino is very suitable to lead the mermaids to resist and defend their rights. He is wise, courageous, responsible and capable. Maybe the only character I regret in the whole story is Vino's mermaid father. The scene I saw when Vino got his memory touched me. He was a good mermaid, but he just met his scumbag father.
Overall, it is a very good article. Thank you for meeting me. I wish the author all the best for the third time. I hope to see the world in the author's next book as soon as possible.
Dear mommies, this article has officially ended. Mommies who have read and subscribed to the article, please remember to rate it! ⊙▽⊙Bow and thank you! It would be better if it could be given a five-star rating (explicit indication of rubbing wings. Jpg)
It's great. I read this book a few years ago. It wasn't finished at the time. I felt awkward watching the protagonists get along with each other and had no other thoughts. Until today, when I finished reading this book, I just felt like I had been hit by an arrow that had been flying for several years. The ending was very warm, but my tears kept flowing.
Fortunately, everyone had a happy ending. Sanshui must have had a soul at the last moment, grew flesh and blood, broke away from the original ending, and gave that pure person a brilliant and bright future.
I can't help myself, so let's talk about it a little bit. Dear friends, relatives and fellow villagers who are passing by, don't wait and see, this wonderful story has come to an end! Please don't miss it if you pass by! You can't buy it and suffer losses, you can't buy it and you can't be fooled! The logic is smooth, the plot is exciting, and the characters are interesting. What are you still hesitating about? Come and watch!
Www. Zundu looks great. I haven't seen such a long and logical work on JJ for a long time!
This article written by the author is really great. It reminds me of the humiliating practices of Japanese officers towards Chinese women during the Anti-Japanese War. In the midst of oppression, there will always be unyielding people who stand up one by one, and in the darkness there will always be a little starlight that illuminates the entire sky. Whether in the world of novels or in real life, do not bow to evil forces and be firm in your direction. Although the light will be late, it will not be absent. I wish everyone not to follow the crowd in daily life, be firm in themselves, and believe that everything will be fine! Thank you for bringing a good article, I wish you better and better [Purple Heart][Purple Heart][Purple Heart]
Read it in one sitting! Marvelous! (Although I really want to see Vino give birth to a second child)
It's actually finished. Wuwuwuwu. I won't allow you to cuckoo next time! ! !
There is no doubt that it is a good article. After watching it in one go, I would be lying if I said it wasn't uncomfortable. I couldn't bear to see the character of Ian. He could have had a dazzling life, living like a proud little swan. Although he was not a young master from a wealthy family, he would have grown up well with his parents and brother. However, he became a victim of this seemingly open but actually feudal and cruel society. He was tough and brave, so he could wait until the day he could escape from that disgusting family. But how many people have died under the torture and endless humiliation day after day, and how many families are as disgusting as this family? We have no way of knowing, but if this system is not overturned, people like Ian will be pushed into the pit of fire. Ian is the most striking epitome of the ordinary man who could not resist in that era. His will to revenge and survival is very strong, and it is precisely because of his unparalleled tenacity that he is able to kill his enemies with his hands and successfully escape from the disgusting muddy abyss. In Vinod and Srita, I see something completely different from that decadent and hypocritical empire in both of them. I call them new lives. Just like in ancient times, every new dynasty is bound to have conflicts and contradictions. When the conflicts between social classes reach the extreme, there will inevitably be confrontation and war. And Vino and Srita are the hope of the new era. In fact, no matter which one of them is taken separately, their life experience is enough to make people feel distressed, but after the two of them meet, they are like two planets with fixed trajectories that are destined to be destroyed. They are entangled and pulled with each other. In the pull and entanglement, they open up a new path full of hope and sunshine for themselves and each other. If I have to come up with an adjective, I think "destined lover" is very suitable. The character of Vino seems to be plain, but in fact it is very profound. Although he is the king of mermaids, he is approachable enough, easy-going, friendly, kind and compassionate to all living beings. I personally feel that he has the so-called divinity in him. It is perfect that he is the King of Mermaids. I think many of the other supporting characters are fleshed out and have distinct personalities. Good people are not good for nothing, and bad people are not purely bad. Everyone has a soul. The conflict between mermaids and humans is also written in an eye-catching way. When I saw this paragraph, I was a little confused. Is this really about a mermaid? Why does it look so familiar? Sure enough, the author's words in the next chapter clarified my doubts. The mermaid is in the empire's situation, just like the status of women in society thousands of years ago. The mermaid's situation is just like the situation of women at that time. It can be said that there are still many injustices in today's hope and prosperity, which requires the joint efforts of generations of us. Of course, this is all a later story. I was just surprised when I saw this. Powerful words can make readers feel the thinking and shock brought by the words. Where there is conflict, there must be resistance, where there is oppression, there must be struggle, and where there is injustice, there must be a voice. For thousands of years, dynasties have changed, and this is exactly what happened. The accumulation of social conflicts will inevitably break out, just like humans versus mermaids. Vino is very suitable to lead the mermaids to resist and defend their rights. He is wise, courageous, responsible and capable. Maybe the only character I regret in the whole story is Vino's mermaid father. The scene I saw when Vino got his memory touched me. He was a good mermaid, but he just met his scumbag father. Overall, it is a very good article. Thank you for meeting me. I wish the author all the best for the third time. I hope to see the world in the author's next book as soon as possible.
Dear mommies, this article has officially ended. Mommies who have read and subscribed to the article, please remember to rate it! ⊙▽⊙Bow and thank you! It would be better if it could be given a five-star rating (explicit indication of rubbing wings. Jpg)
It's great. I read this book a few years ago. It wasn't finished at the time. I felt awkward watching the protagonists get along with each other and had no other thoughts. Until today, when I finished reading this book, I just felt like I had been hit by an arrow that had been flying for several years. The ending was very warm, but my tears kept flowing.
Fortunately, everyone had a happy ending. Sanshui must have had a soul at the last moment, grew flesh and blood, broke away from the original ending, and gave that pure person a brilliant and bright future.
I can't help myself, so let's talk about it a little bit. Dear friends, relatives and fellow villagers who are passing by, don't wait and see, this wonderful story has come to an end! Please don't miss it if you pass by! You can't buy it and suffer losses, you can't buy it and you can't be fooled! The logic is smooth, the plot is exciting, and the characters are interesting. What are you still hesitating about? Come and watch!
Www. Zundu looks great. I haven't seen such a long and logical work on JJ for a long time!
This article written by the author is really great. It reminds me of the humiliating practices of Japanese officers towards Chinese women during the Anti-Japanese War. In the midst of oppression, there will always be unyielding people who stand up one by one, and in the darkness there will always be a little starlight that illuminates the entire sky. Whether in the world of novels or in real life, do not bow to evil forces and be firm in your direction. Although the light will be late, it will not be absent. I wish everyone not to follow the crowd in daily life, be firm in themselves, and believe that everything will be fine! Thank you for bringing a good article, I wish you better and better [Purple Heart][Purple Heart][Purple Heart]
Read it in one sitting! Marvelous! (Although I really want to see Vino give birth to a second child)
It's actually finished. Wuwuwuwu. I won't allow you to cuckoo next time! ! !
, Jj,