A silly, ridiculous story idea. Screenshotted on October 26, 2022.
The apocalypse has arrived, and monsters are running rampant. In a world where a small minority controls the resources for cultivation, the Cultivation Alliance has seized 90% of the resources with as few people as possible.
Su Fu is one of the ordinary masses. Like everyone else, she fights monsters with a kitchen knife every day, breaking one on average each day and constantly risking death in a monster's jaws. Then one day, while buying a kitchen knife online as usual, she suddenly hears a strange electronic voice:
Ding! Congratulations, you've been bound to the “Ten-Thousand-Person Group-Buying System.”
Su Fu: ?
A row of tiny words that nobody else can see appears in front of the plain, ordinary kitchen knife.
Purple-Gold Coiling Dragon Tyrant Blade (Divine Weapon), group size: 9,999 people, ten-thousand-person group-buy price: 9.9 yuan (free shipping)
Su Fu: ???
Su Fu has been bound to a strange System. The plain-looking kitchen knife is called the Purple-Gold Coiling Dragon Tyrant Blade. The broom she bought at a discount through a group deal is also known as the World-Destroying Soul-Severing Sun-Chasing Demon-Subduing Spear.
At a weapon tournament, everyone else signs up with a simple announcement: “Butcher King accepts the challenge!” And then there's her...
Su Fu raises the hammer in her hand, making an “Erkang, wait!” gesture.
She enunciates every word: “Balala Energy Hammer Immortal Black Wind Vajra Invincible... Big Hammer?”
What... kind of idiot came up with that name?!
The shopkeeper in some distant star system rubs his nose. “Achoo!? Who's cursing me?”
The previous titles were The Tragic-Novel Heroine Wins by Doing Nothing and Everyone Transmigrated into a Book, but I'm a Native. Sorry to everyone who had bookmarked them! I had too many books on my upcoming list, so I changed the title of this one instead. If you don't like it, feel free to remove it from your bookmarks. Thanks for bearing with me!
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