Regretting It After Falling for an NPC Online [Infinite]

[Next book: The Pitiful Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]] Lu Songshi accidentally finds himself on a late-night horror variety show with a huge audience. The app regularly releases filming assignments: a haunted hotel, calls from a murder house, terror on the snowy plains... Scouts pick promising guests from supernatural survival sets and help them make their debuts. Lu Songshi is paired with a personal editor, who cuts exciting clips to help the guest gain popularity. One episode is filmed in a gloomy mansion. An ordinary guest's clips: A deranged doll clutching a scalpel lets out a creepy cackle and hurls throwing knives at the guest. The guest scurries around: Help! This thing has terrifyingly good aim! Lu Songshi's clips: The doll opens its blood-red mouth, intent on swallowing Lu Songshi whole. Lu Songshi stuffs a rag into her mouth. "Sorry, I need to reply to a message first." The doll: ? Lu Songshi ties the doll to the sofa, then takes a moment to reply to the sweet, clingy cutie who's been pestering him for ages. Later, the sweet, clingy cutie, editor Nan Yanzhou, is exposed for who he really is. Lu Songshi shifts his gaze uneasily, his voice low and husky. "No guest and editor have ever had an improper relationship before..." Nan Yanzhou runs a finger over the bitten kiss mark at the corner of his mouth. "Now they have." ----- Coming Soon ----- "The Lop-Eared Rabbit Master Accidentally Goes Viral" Shen Lian protected the immortal sect for hundreds of years, only to be falsely accused by his fellow disciples of harming others. And so the venerable immortal's life came to an end. When he wakes again, he's told that he's filming a variety show. Strange objects are everywhere, but at least there are familiar faces on the program. Shen Lian blocks Pei Lan's path and looks up at him. "Disciple, would you take your master back to your home?" Pei Lan: ... His fans explode: A nobody with no fame dares to seduce our Emperor Pei? I'll tear you apart! A certain actress is a major star in the industry. Unfortunately, she's diagnosed with a hidden illness. Frail and sickly, she's bedridden year-round and believes she hasn't long to live. Shen Lian, who's hated by the internet, visits her on his own. His medical skills are extraordinary: with a few acupressure points, he clears her stagnation and cures her chronic illness in less than three days. The actress is moved to tears and wants to offer him all her resources, but he refuses. "No need." A genius director has lately been in a daze, rambling that he's seen ghosts. Shen Lian takes a look around his house, draws a talisman to suppress the evil spirit, then gives him a red cord to ward off evil and misfortune. After that, the director truly stops seeing ghosts. The director comes to thank him in person. Shen Lian says calmly, "It was nothing." When the show airs, the haters are stunned: Is this really the same pretty face who used to be nothing but eye candy?! - "There's no one here now, Master." In the elevator, Pei Lan smiles as he glances at the person nestled in his arms and reaches out to take off his hat. Shen Lian's clothes are disheveled. Soft, drooping rabbit ears have sprouted on either side of his head, and no matter what Pei Lan says, he refuses to look up at him. Pei Lan removes Shen Lian's mask, ignoring his tearful eyes, and chuckles. "Master, how did you lose control again?" Shen Lian looks at this disciple who dares to defy his master. His eyes redden, and he frowns in distress. "...You insolent disciple." Cool-headed and slow to catch on, with a touch of sweetness, shou x gentlemanly, elegant and scheming gong ----- Coming Soon ----- "The Beauty in the Coffin" Xie Heyin discovers a coffin in his basement, with a beauty lying inside. The family records contain no information about this person. Only two words are carved into the bottom-right corner of the coffin: Yu Qing. One day, without warning, a rainstorm begins outside. The room is dim. After a soft sound, the beauty's long black hair falls to the floor, and he steps out of the coffin barefoot. He walks up to the only living person in the room and orders coolly, "You there, go prepare some water. I want to bathe." Xie Heyin: ... Yu Qing frowns. "What are you standing there for? You're not even seventy, and you can't understand plain speech?" Xie Heyin: "No, I was just wondering, when an ordinary person sees a ghost, do they scream first or run away first?" Yu Qing: ... Yu Qing is a hidebound old-fashioned man, but he has a beautiful face, cool as jade and as ethereal as an immortal. It's only natural that people develop improper intentions toward him. He dislikes talking to people. Xie Heyin is determined to seduce him and toy with him, watching his restrained, desperate expression as he finds himself helpless to resist. At last, Yu Qing decides to run away. He turns his head and carefully considers his words. "I have something to discuss with you..." Before he can finish, the back of his hand is pinned against the steamy bathroom mirror. Xie Heyin lifts the beauty's damp chin. "Thinking of running away? Forget it." 1. A flirtatious antique appraiser gong, doomed to be alone, x a composed, stunning ghost shou who easily brings out people's sadistic urges. 2. The gong isn't exactly normal either. Theme: Forge a successful future through adversity. A courageous heart is pain relief for a wound.