Zhu Lian once traveled to an ancient time where he was unfamiliar with the place, and all he owned were: a drafty thatched house and a piece of dough that could be molded into any human shape.
Seeing that he could no longer afford food, Zhu Lian decided to make a living on his own: opening a renovated house.
At that time, a certain local official was worried about the fact that his son went to a brothel last night and was hungover.
Zhu Lian took advantage of this moment, and that night a carriage drove the unconscious Nizi into Zhu Lian's shabby house.
After the local official returned home, he regretted: My son refused to obey discipline and would definitely escape back within a long time.
Half a year later.
"Sir, your son was selected for the imperial examination. On his way back, he encountered a dam burst in Pi County. He called the Ministry of Works for emergency repairs!"
When the Minister of the Ministry of War, whom the local official met in Beijing, heard about this, he immediately sent his son off in tears.
But the next day, my subordinates reported that their son deliberately ate, drank, played and fought with crickets in the renovated house, but nothing changed.
The minister sighed: Sure enough, no one can make Shuzi obedient.
After August.
"Sir, my son has become a general and even captured the king of the Beidi Army alive. The enemy army sent a peace letter to the Holy One that night!"
Shangshu:...
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Zhu Lian's renovated house is prospering, and seeing that he has almost saved enough money, he is ready to pack up his belongings and go to the capital to live a comfortable life.
Then he suddenly heard the bad news. The double he made of himself collided with a big shot while working in the theater, and they wanted to behead him.
It is said that that person is the prince who has just left the palace.
Zhu Lian's eyes darkened, and he hurriedly called his substitute to beg for mercy. In the end, the prince let him go, but asked him to be his adviser for two years.
The prince was interrogating people in the imperial edict, and he was handing the knife to him.
When the prince wrote letters, he studied ink.
Occasionally, he would go to Hongxiu Tower to listen to people singing, and when he returned, the prince would deduct his monthly payment. He promised not to flirt with women again, so the prince let him go with a gloomy face.
Zhu Lian followed the prince conscientiously like this, and the past few months went by without incident, until that day, the prince asked him to go hunting in autumn with him.
Zhu Lian languished and was very reluctant.
But the next day, the prince saw Zhu Lian change his slump and was holding a piece of clothing to change into.
The prince's eyes froze and suddenly became heavy.
He had accidentally seen Zhu Lian bathing before. Zhu Lian had a soft waist, long slender legs, and a birthmark shaped like a butterfly on her inner thigh.
But there was no Zhu Lian in front of me.
After Qiu Shou came back, people around the prince discovered that Zhu Lian was called to the prince's bedroom every day.
On the day when the two-year agreement ended, Zhu Lian was called again.
"Actually, Counselor Zhu is very serious about his work and is easy to get along with. He often brings us food from outside. What is the prince dissatisfied with him about? He has to ask Zhu Lian to come in every day, and every time Zhu Lian comes out with red eyes. Sometimes his legs are shaking so much that he can't stand still. He must have been beaten by the prince."
The secret guards guarding the door felt aggrieved for Zhu Lian, and found that Zhu Lian had been in for a long time, but the prince hadn't come yet.
While everyone was worried, Zhu Lian had already packed up his belongings in his dilapidated house and was preparing to run away. Everything was ready - except that he bumped into someone as soon as he left the door. Bang!
Zhu Lian was hit so hard that his head was buzzing. He tried his best to open his eyes. When he saw the figure in front of him clearly, Zhu Lian's heart jumped suddenly.
He has obviously sent the substitute over...! !
The dilapidated house was swaying under the heavy rain. In the darkness, the prince ignored the disbelief in Zhu Lian's eyes and stepped closer.
The man threw the letter in his hand to the ground, raised his hand to hold Zhu Lian's trembling white waist, and whispered in his ear word for word: "You want me to dominate the world and have descendants?"
"——Okay, then I'll just follow you and use your belly to fill the house with descendants."
————Accepted in advance——————
"Beauty in the Coffin"
Xie Heyin found a coffin in the basement of his home, with a beauty lying inside.
There is no information about this person recorded in the genealogy, only two words are engraved on the lower right corner of the coffin: Yu Qing.
One day, there was a heavy rain outside without any warning, and the room was dark. After a soft sound, a beauty with three thousand green hair hanging down to the ground and bare feet walked out of the coffin.
He walked up to the only living person in the room and said coldly: Junior, go prepare some water, I want to take a bath.
Jie Heyin:...
Yu Qing frowned: What are you doing standing still? You're not even old enough yet you can't understand people's words?
Jie Heyin: No, I was thinking, the first reaction of ordinary people when seeing a ghost is to scream first or run away first?
Yu Qing:......
Yu Qing is an old antique with a pedantic mind, but he has a nice face, as cold as jade, and has an immortal appearance, which inevitably makes people feel some undue malice.
He doesn't like talking to people.
Jie Heyin wanted to seduce him and play with him, seeing his intolerable but helpless expression.
Finally, Yu Qing wanted to escape.
He tilted his head and considered carefully: "I want to discuss something with you..."
Before he finished speaking, the back of his hand was pressed against the steaming bath mirror. Jie Heyin raised the beauty's sweaty chin: "Want to escape? Stop thinking about it."
1. Note that the solitary and romantic antique appraiser Gong x is calm and can easily arouse people's sadistic desires.
2. Gong is not a normal person.
Purpose: To be a farmhouse man in the morning, to ascend to the Emperor's Hall in the evening
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