The Arrogant Rich Cat Is Online, Spending Big to Raise Her Little Ones

After Zou Linshi died, he was bound to a gaming app called Spending Money to Raise Your Partner in a Horror Movie. He became an explorer in the game, and could only come back to life after clearing every map and instance.

But why are the game instances one horror movie after another? QAQ

Instance 1: The Haunted Film Crew

Instance 2: A Terrifying Ghost Wedding

Instance 3: The Cursed Hotel

Instance 4: The Bizarre Case at University

Instance 5: ...

Zou "Just a Nobody" Linshi: Oh no, I'm doomed!

Humanity went extinct in the interstellar age, and a group of big cats took over. Although His Majesty Shi Miu was a cat himself, he suffered from ailurophobia and had been single for centuries. The imperial cat ministers were at their wits' end over his lack of a partner.

Then he bound himself to an adventure game app, and the System automatically matched him with a human partner. Once his partner cleared every level, even a paper person could become real!

His Majesty Shi Miu eyed his match, Zou Linshi, and flicked his tail in annoyance as he judged him: frail, fussy, and a crybaby.

The cat ministers: ...

He summoned a servant, topped up a huge amount of gold, pointed at the exquisite clothes in the app's shop window with his little paw, and exclaimed, "Buy every one of these outfits. Give him a different one to wear every day."

The cats were stunned. His Majesty was actually obsessed with dressing up a human.

On day one, Zou Linshi wore a white Tang-style robe and was delighted to look like a feng shui master...

On day two, he wore a blue-and-white striped school uniform. It was all right...

On day three, he wore a palace-style Lolita dress, with two balls of yarn stuffed into the bust. His face instantly darkened...

But the clothes had defensive properties, so to scrape by and clear the game, Zou Linshi swallowed his humiliation and put them on...

After clearing the game, Zou Linshi gazed at the crowd of cats before him and grabbed the fur of the dominant cat, Mao Mao. "I'm having such a hard time. I really want to pet every single one of you, qwq."

The dominant cat's voice turned dangerous. "Oh?"

Zou Linshi said solemnly, "But my favorite is still the mighty Shi Miao!"

The dominant cat said gravely, "What can I say? I'm the richest kid around."

Zou Linshi wiped away a tear. "That's right. I just love how filthy rich you are!"

A spendthrift, fabulously wealthy emperor and dominant cat top x a cute, cat-petting fanatic who plays the pig to eat the tiger, with a few screws loose

Posted a screenshot on Weibo on 2020.08.08. I'll pursue anyone who steals my ideas, QUQ.

Theme: If money can solve it, it's not a problem.