After Becoming the Villain, the Whole Internet Ships Me with Him

My new story is out: I've Liked You for a Long Time, a sweet childhood-friends romance. Blurb: Xia Wenchu had been straight for twenty-four years, but after dying, he transmigrated into a showbiz BL novel. Fortunately, he was only a villain. He forgets the lyrics when he sings and dances terribly. His fans are always calling out: Please, Wen Chuxia, let the group leader go and leave the group! Xia Wenchu: Fine, then. After leaving the group, Wen Chuxia is forced to take part in a boy band survival show. He was planning to just lie around, but his abilities wouldn't let him. In the first episode, a judge says, “You're a professional.” After a few rounds of competition, the professional image gradually goes off the rails Trending topics: #WenChuxiaAndHisHarem# #AReviewOfWenChuxiasShips# #SummerGoesWithEveryone# Wen Chuxia: “…” What the heck? After debuting in the group, Lin Huai realizes he's a little... bent. Every day, he clears obstacles on Weibo. What do you mean “Xia-Yu CP” or “Lingling CP” or “Emperor CP”? They're all fake! Lin Huai cheers for himself from an alternate account, then one day forgets to switch accounts. -@Lin Huai: “Huai-Xia” is real! Netizens: “…” Holy crap, the actual celebrity admitted it! We found a real one! Wen Chuxia reacts with theatrical shock: “Are you sick?” Lin Huai is bent as can be: “I'm in love.” [Fake straight top vs. genuinely closeted bottom] *Everything involving professional expertise is made up. *No real-life inspiration, so don't read anyone into it. *The most important thing is to enjoy the story. Don't come looking for logic here. *Bingtang presents this. It might be sweet, so come give it a try =3= Coming soon: Becoming the Movie Emperor's Substitute for His White Moonlight Tang Tian is a little-known actor from the bottom ranks of showbiz. By chance, he looks like the movie star Yin Baiyan's white moonlight, and because he has a crush on Yin Baiyan, the star keeps him at home like a canary. Later, the white moonlight returns. Tang Tian is kicked out and becomes an unlucky guy who is discarded like trash and eventually dies of depression. Tang Tian is a showbiz veteran, a playboy who loves pretty faces and has no shortage of money. One day, he wakes up inside a novel as Tang Tian... Young Master Tang: You want me to be your substitute? Young Master Tang plans to run away from home, but runs into Yin Baiyan, who's just arrived. Yin Baiyan: “Where are you going?” Looking at that cool, dazzling, peerlessly beautiful face, Tang Tian's eyes go wide. He kicks his suitcase back into the house. “I'm going to meet you, darling~” Yin Baiyan: Did he take the wrong medicine? Being a substitute is great. You don't have to catch feelings or take responsibility, and it saves money, effort, and worry. Best of all, there's free sex. As someone who loves pretty faces, Tang Tian thinks nothing could suit him better than being a substitute. Tang Tian used to be timid and shy, barely daring to speak above a whisper. At some point, that well-behaved pretty boy stopped behaving. After three days without getting intimate, Tang Tian looks at Yin Baiyan with disdain. “All show and no substance?” Yin Baiyan: ...Who was the one yelling and begging me to stop last time? As Tang Tian puts it: “I was just making noises to set the mood. Who likes someone as lifeless as a dead fish?” Later, Yin Baiyan's white moonlight returns, and Tang Tian has grown tired of him too. Tang Tian takes the money and resources, leaves with his pockets full, and doesn't look back. As he walks out with his suitcase, he even whistles. Yin Baiyan: ... It feels like I got dumped and had to pay for the privilege. Before long, Tang Tian gets caught up in a scandal with another male star on set. The well-behaved pretty boy has a cigarette between his lips as he pins a young heartthrob against the wall. Yin Baiyan smashes his phone and goes to the set to tell the director, “Replace the second male lead. I'll do it.” Director: !!!! The famous movie star is going to play the second male lead in their little web drama??? Tang Tian runs right past Yin Baiyan, eagerly chasing after the third male lead, without noticing him. “Want to see a movie, handsome? There's a new one out starring the movie star. I'll treat you~” Yin Baiyan: ... So who's the heartless one here? Theme: Everyone has to bow to ability, and hard work is what makes dreams come true.