The Laid-Back Cannon Fodder Is Forced to Save the Mad Villain

Coming soon: Slacking Off in the Interstellar World Jiang Bai is so poor that the only things in his pockets are the toilet paper he carries around all the time and two holes. People say that even the poor should have ambition, but Jiang Bai has neither ambition nor much time left to live. Because of a blood-clotting disorder, he's been terrified of getting hurt since childhood. But while preparing to give a presentation onstage, he accidentally trips and falls to his death. When he opens his eyes again, Jiang Bai has become a rich second-generation heir in a novel: a boy who went missing as a child and was later found. The first thing that happens is his biological older brother kicking him. After being kicked down the stairs, Jiang Bai takes his health insurance card to the hospital and gets a full-body checkup while he's there. The result: he's healthy, and so is his bank account. In the novel, the Jiang family's adopted son schemes to get Jiang Bai into Xie Hui's bed. In the end, Xie Hui imprisons and tortures him to death. Jiang Bai: "...Don't bother setting me up. I'm in poor health. You just want me to marry that lunatic from the Xie family in your place, right? I'll go myself." On their wedding night, Xie Hui returns home to find Jiang Bai wearing a bright red bathrobe, his pale legs crossed and half-revealed, sitting cross-legged on the bed with his eyes closed. He looks like he's seen through the world and is about to shave his head and become a monk. Xie Hui: ...That's certainly a novel way to ruin the mood! After marrying Xie Hui, Jiang Bai discovers that his life is unbelievably great. He goes to class, takes care of his health, and even finds time to soothe the temper of the volatile big shot, telling him that making money is better than getting angry because anger harms the liver. Just when everyone thinks that anyone sent to Xie the Third, with his merciless nature, is bound to end up in his hands sooner or later, someone sees Xie Hui cornering Jiang Bai in the banquet hall and coaxing him: "Don't be mad. Getting angry is bad for you. Why don't you hit me a couple of times and let it out?" The next moment, Jiang Bai slaps Xie Hui across the face... The onlookers are just about to say he's done for, but the Madman Xie doesn't get angry. Instead, he turns his other cheek toward Jiang Bai. "Want to hit this side too?" [Unhinged big shot top (Everyone die, let the world be destroyed) x easygoing firecracker bottom (As long as I'm alive, the world is beautiful)] Coming soon: Slacking Off in the Interstellar World Shen Tu is the strongest guide in the entire interstellar world. He went undefeated for ten years, but disaster struck during a migration, and he starved to death in a black hole. When he wakes again, he has become Shen Man, a blind man without mental power on a junk planet. He lives by scavenging interstellar scrap with his disabled grandfather. After working himself to the bone for ten years, Shen Tu doesn't want to fight anymore. Scavenging garbage on this junk planet seems pretty nice. But no one told him you could find fully grown people in an interstellar junkyard! Feeling the star insignia on the other man's sleeve, Shen Man makes an outrageous demand. "Your mental power is badly damaged. Five thousand star coins, and I'll help guide your spirit form." Gu Fengyou, nearly suffocated by the stench of garbage: "Are you robbing me?" Shen Man: "Yep. Don't want to? Fine." Gu Fengyou, unused to anyone speaking to him like that: "Do you know who I am?" Shen Man: "Could you be the legendary... Prince of Garbage?" Gu Fengyou: ... Gu Fengyou gives Shen Man ten thousand star coins before he leaves. Shen Man intends to use the money to eat and drink to his heart's content, but before he can even enjoy it, the old man at home uses it to buy a ticket to the capital planet and sends him off to an interstellar school. Going to school is fine, he supposes... But the annoying part is that the whole school is full of people he knows. The stern, dark-faced drill instructor is a soldier from his former unit, one he once yelled until he cried. The ruthless female commander is a comrade who fought by his side. The counselor sent by the authorities is an old rival he's clashed with for years. Even the principal once respectfully called him "Colonel Shen" in an interstellar conference room. What goes around comes around. Now he's fallen into their hands. - The authorities send people to test the students' secondary gender, and everyone gathers below. Only one person sits in the observation gallery, watching the fun. When Gu Fengyou realizes that he really is "watching," his eyes narrow... Wasn't he blind? Gu Fengyou points toward the gallery. "Why isn't he coming down?" Principal: "You mean Shen Man? He doesn't need to be tested. He has no mental power." Gu Fengyou: "?" No mental power? If he has no mental power, then who guided his silver wolf and made it this irritable and feral? Wait... Where's his dead wolf?! The silver wolf spirit form, usually majestic wherever it goes, is now lying belly-up by Shen Man's feet, begging to be petted. Shen Man: ...Oh no, another familiar face! Theme: Dreams don't have to be grand. Even a small dream can be a goal in life.