Upcoming titles in my collection: My Blind Date Is Socially Anxious, A Paper Doll Transmigrates into the Scum Ex’s Cremation Ground as the Protagonist’s Beloved
Tong Yu had spent two years in the entertainment industry without making much of a splash. During one livestream, someone asked about his love life, and he spoke with such emotion about how his ex-boyfriend had died of cancer that viewers felt sorry for him.
During his second livestream, he said his ex-boyfriend had died in a car accident...
The third time, he said he had died by suicide...
The most outrageous time, he said his ex-boyfriend had choked to death on a french fry.
Hater 1: We have no idea how many ex-boyfriends he has.
Hater 2: That's almost enough dead exes to make up a whole soccer team.
Hater 3: Does he have some kind of curse that brings death to his husbands?
Tong Yu's manager arranged for him to appear on a dating reality show. There, he ran into the ex-boyfriend who had supposedly been dead for years.
His ex had become an untouchable, aloof movie emperor, while he was still a minor celebrity who had gained a little fame by claiming his ex-boyfriend was dead.
The movie emperor's fans were terrified. "Please, Tong Yu, stay away from our brother! Don't let Emperor Gu become the next ghost!"
When they had to choose who made their hearts flutter, Gu Cheng chose Tong Yu, but Tong Yu didn't choose Gu Cheng. Instead of criticizing Tong Yu, the comments were all thanking him for not choosing Gu.
The director asked Tong Yu, "Everyone else chose Emperor Gu. Why didn't you?"
Tong Yu cast a cursory glance at the man beside him. "Because I'm afraid of ghosts."
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Gu Cheng happened to see Tong Yu's livestream and only then discovered that the boy he'd been pining for had also entered the entertainment industry, and was spreading all sorts of rumors about how he'd died.
On the show, someone asked Gu Cheng, "Emperor Gu, you never appear on variety shows. Why did you decide to join ours this time?"
Gu Cheng glanced at Tong Yu, whose cheeks were puffed up in a sulk. "No particular reason. I just felt like the yin energy around me was too strong, so I came to take a stroll in the world of the living."
He also wanted to set a few things straight with Tong Yu. Appendicitis wasn't cancer. Falling into a ditch while riding a bicycle didn't count as a car accident. Cutting your finger while sharpening a pencil wasn't suicide. And he was only allergic to potatoes...
The whole internet: "You're too modest, Emperor Gu. That's already a pretty unusual reason."
Entertainment industry / childhood sweethearts / their relationship never broke, and is still going strong / no cremation-ground pursuit of his wife needed / super sweet
[Clingy sweetheart who doesn't want to be famous at all, a young master from the lowest rung of showbiz (bottom) VS antisocial, endlessly indulgent toward his own boy, devoted movie emperor (top)]
Upcoming title: My Blind Date Is Socially Anxious
In real life, Xu Wang is socially anxious, but online he's a social butterfly who can rally a crowd with a single call. After diligently following his idol for five years, he's earned the nickname "Boss."
One day, Xu Wang's father urged him to go on a blind date.
Xu Wang wrapped himself up in his blanket to refuse.
His father said, "I heard he's a celebrity, and a pretty famous one, too. His name is... Song Chen."
Xu Wang poked one eye out from beneath the blanket. Hah, Song Chen? His favorite celebrity's rival.
Just two days ago, Xu Wang had rented an entire motorcade to support his favorite celebrity and help him outshine Song Chen. He'd also hired online trolls to smear Song Chen. But Song Chen had come through unscathed, while Xu Wang's favorite had ended up taking a loss.
Go on a blind date with him? No way!
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Xu Wang first met Song Chen on his way to their blind date. Song Chen asked if he was Xu Wang, and Xu Wang replied, "No," before running off.
The second time, Xu Wang was in the middle of "fleeing for his life." He was hiding under a locker-room bench when Song Chen "rescued" him.
The third time they met, Xu Wang's grandfather handed him straight over to Song Chen and told Song Chen to take him out to see the world.
Xu Wang: ...See what world? I want to go back to being a lonely frog at the bottom of my well!
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Someone online broke the news that Song Chen's mysterious boyfriend had a violent streak.
When a dating reality show aired, viewers saw a boy standing behind Song Chen the whole time, head bowed and clutching the hem of his clothes. They thought: This guy? How violent could he be?
After the show aired, viewers went from "Aw, he's so cute" to "Holy crap, he's terrifying!"
- They said he was a junior in college, so how did he suddenly turn out to be a renowned financial data analyst?
- How did he almost beat the national champion in a shooting competition?!
- Wait, the person who kicked the boxing champion so hard he vomited blood is Song Chen's boyfriend??
Even more outrageous, he was the "Han Fei superfan" who had clashed with Song Chen online more than once. The big shot known throughout the fandom as "Boss"!
Viewers: ...W-well, nobody can control that. Maybe it's fine if he's a little violent. Song Chen, just put up with it, okay? He is good-looking, after all.
[Socially anxious terrorist / uses money to chase idols (bottom) VS relentless pursuit / heart full of tricks (top)]
Theme: Everyone deserves a one-of-a-kind kind of devotion
I just finished reading it. Didn't my uncle write about it? I really want to see it, I think it's quite interesting.
Pre-receipt: "The paper man is dressed as the protagonist in the crematorium"
Principle is the most popular paper boyfriend in the game "Perfect Lover". A system bug allowed him to enter the novel app next door and become the protagonist in a novel about chasing his wife in the crematorium.
Having been forced to be entangled for so long, Principle stretched his legs and decided to let go.
System 101 prompt: [The host needs to complete the task of traveling through the book, otherwise it will return to the paper man world and become the ugliest and least popular paper man.
In principle:? ? ?
After failing to destroy them, Principle decided to kill the group of people in the novel.
Task 1: Attack the movie king Lu Mingyuan, change the plot of the novel, and kick over the crematorium.
Principle: kick the crematorium, right? He can do this!
So - the top KPI actor of the year took away Lu Mingyuan's title of Best Actor in just half a year.
System 101: [Do we understand the strategy differently? ?
Principle waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, look at the way he looks at me now, is it full of love?"
System 101: [... You call that love?
Principle: "Just tell me whether the crematorium was opened or not!"
System 101: ... Crematorium? I didn't look at it at all.
Task 2: Bai Yueguang returns to China and competes with Bai Yueguang to be the most popular.
Half a month later, Paper Man, who never got caught up in routines, joined hands with Bai Yueguang to create the most popular and top-notch CP.
System 101: [? ? ? Is there something wrong with the intelligence of this host?
Principle looked at his CP super words: "No problem, no problem, I am the most popular paper person in the world.
System 101: [But your mission is just to be loved by the movie king!
Principle: "How can that be done? Our industry is so complicated! "
When Lu Mingyuan woke up, he learned that he was the male lead in a book about chasing his wife in the crematorium, and there was a nagging system in his ears.
System 303: [The host's mission is to make the protagonist Shou fall in love with you before Bai Yueguang returns to China, and then let him find out that he is a substitute. Then he escapes and you chase him, but he can't fly!
In order to avoid system punishment, Lu Mingyuan had no choice but to accept the mission, but the bug got stuck on the first level...
His first task was to help Principle win his dream role and make Principle fall in love with him gratefully. However, Principle, who had already won the role by himself, hurried past him and stepped on him.
Lu Mingyuan: "..." This is different from what the system said.
[The heartthrob Xiu Ershou/The male protagonist system 101 vs. The actor who has a miserable road to chasing his wife/The story system 303]
Ahhh, I want to see my uncle and Boss Zhou, big brother, hungry, hungry, rice [shy]
In the name of filming... Big pig's hooves
Ha ha ha ha! ! I laughed so hard, I was so dumbfounded
Hahahaha, grandma is so understanding.
Grandma is quite smart, hahahaha
Is it okay to know that you are short?
The ending of "Sahua" [Spreading Flowers] is very interesting and beautiful in big letters [Rainbow Fart]
Don't You All Raise Zombies?
The Little Madman Tears up the Sadomasochism Script
Extra
The Paper Man Is Dressed as the Protagonist in the Crematorium.
After Giving Up, the Big Shot Keeps Getting Exposed Every Day
The Little Fool Saves the Tragic-Romance Shou
The Laid-Back Cannon Fodder Is Forced to Save the Mad Villain
My Blind Date Has Social Anxiety
After Our Arranged Marriage, the Big Shot Can't Keep His Secret Identity Hidden
The Lazy Young Master Becomes the Villain's White Moonlight
Imitating a Persona
The Mystic Heiress Takes Showbiz by Storm
I just finished reading it. Didn't my uncle write about it? I really want to see it, I think it's quite interesting.
Pre-receipt: "The paper man is dressed as the protagonist in the crematorium" Principle is the most popular paper boyfriend in the game "Perfect Lover". A system bug allowed him to enter the novel app next door and become the protagonist in a novel about chasing his wife in the crematorium. Having been forced to be entangled for so long, Principle stretched his legs and decided to let go. System 101 prompt: [The host needs to complete the task of traveling through the book, otherwise it will return to the paper man world and become the ugliest and least popular paper man. In principle:? ? ? After failing to destroy them, Principle decided to kill the group of people in the novel. Task 1: Attack the movie king Lu Mingyuan, change the plot of the novel, and kick over the crematorium. Principle: kick the crematorium, right? He can do this! So - the top KPI actor of the year took away Lu Mingyuan's title of Best Actor in just half a year. System 101: [Do we understand the strategy differently? ? Principle waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, look at the way he looks at me now, is it full of love?" System 101: [... You call that love? Principle: "Just tell me whether the crematorium was opened or not!" System 101: ... Crematorium? I didn't look at it at all. Task 2: Bai Yueguang returns to China and competes with Bai Yueguang to be the most popular. Half a month later, Paper Man, who never got caught up in routines, joined hands with Bai Yueguang to create the most popular and top-notch CP. System 101: [? ? ? Is there something wrong with the intelligence of this host? Principle looked at his CP super words: "No problem, no problem, I am the most popular paper person in the world. System 101: [But your mission is just to be loved by the movie king! Principle: "How can that be done? Our industry is so complicated! " When Lu Mingyuan woke up, he learned that he was the male lead in a book about chasing his wife in the crematorium, and there was a nagging system in his ears. System 303: [The host's mission is to make the protagonist Shou fall in love with you before Bai Yueguang returns to China, and then let him find out that he is a substitute. Then he escapes and you chase him, but he can't fly! In order to avoid system punishment, Lu Mingyuan had no choice but to accept the mission, but the bug got stuck on the first level... His first task was to help Principle win his dream role and make Principle fall in love with him gratefully. However, Principle, who had already won the role by himself, hurried past him and stepped on him. Lu Mingyuan: "..." This is different from what the system said. [The heartthrob Xiu Ershou/The male protagonist system 101 vs. The actor who has a miserable road to chasing his wife/The story system 303]
Ahhh, I want to see my uncle and Boss Zhou, big brother, hungry, hungry, rice [shy]
In the name of filming... Big pig's hooves
Ha ha ha ha! ! I laughed so hard, I was so dumbfounded
Hahahaha, grandma is so understanding.
Grandma is quite smart, hahahaha
Is it okay to know that you are short?
The ending of "Sahua" [Spreading Flowers] is very interesting and beautiful in big letters [Rainbow Fart]
Okay, okay, so caught off guard, right?