Ending: "I am the boss of the whole family and will provide for you in old age"
Pre-receipt: "Junior Sister of the Sword Sect is a Tentacle Type"
[Copywriting of this article] (Sha Giaowen)
007 Ruan Mian, a top student, slipped into a fairy tale and became a vicious and lazy legitimate daughter. She was destined to be the control group of the genius concubine in this life. She competed with her for the male protagonist and resources, and ended up miserable.
When she was about to train hard to kill them, the playback interface she was using before suddenly popped up in her mind——
[Replay: Bonus function, unlocked]
[Recharge to receive cultivation, upgrade your membership to unlock more nb functions]
Ruan Mian raised his eyebrows: How many nb?
[Live broadcast, preview, coding, 3D special effects, public vo (inner monologue), barrage, holographic experience...]
From then on, the male and female protagonists are busy practicing, she is busy watching TV series, the male and female protagonists kill people and steal treasures, and she frantically earns spiritual stones to recharge to unlock new functions.
The heroine is full of tea, so he opens her vo to the public → "Oh, these idiots believe whatever they say, their brains are worse than feeding dogs. The male protagonist is greasy and arrogant, so he codes his key parts → He has a hidden disease and seeks medical treatment everywhere.
The day she recharged to become a supreme VIP member, she soared from where she was and unlocked the story interactive function.
——At this time, a super handsome man passed by. When he saw you, he immediately said: A fell in love with you, and B fell to his knees.
Ruan Mian: Falling in love affects my speed of watching TV series, B!
System: The other party refuses and is deeply in love with you (if you can't beat him, he will slip away).
Ruan Mian:...?
#You roll, I roll more#
#My resources and men are both top-notch, so I am the female protagonist's control group, that's right#
#The reborn male and female protagonists thought they had everything under control, but then...#
1V1, he~[The copy was screenshotted on 2020.11.17]
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1Copywriting of "The boss of the whole family, I will provide for you in old age":
In the small town of Xiu Xian, there is an ordinary family of five: the father is a butcher, the mother is a dancer, the sister is farming, and the brother is carrying bricks. I am the busiest in the family. I sleep for so long every day, and I have to find time to watch the four of them, so as not to become a comparison group for the heroine's family as written in the book.
They think they hide it deeply, but in fact I know it all——
My father is a fugitive Buddhist from Fanyin Temple. His merits are immeasurable. If he doesn't work hard to kill, he will ascend instantly. I have ascended several times, but it really doesn't mean much.
My mother is the king of hell in the ghost world. She works in the underworld. When it comes to exorcising ghosts, no one is more professional than her. Except for me, I am not only more professional than her, but also better than her in the underworld.
[In the book, they are trapped by their identities and die together.
My sister is the reborn villain boss and is familiar with the plot. She only wants to carry out her evil in this life. Every time she does bad things, she makes me close my eyes. But I don't know that I can do it better than her even with my eyes closed.
My brother will pick up an "old grandfather" on the day his engagement is broken off, and his luck will be unfavorable from then on, but he will be unlucky and cannot resist me.
[In the book, my brother helped the heroine kill my sister and regretted committing suicide.
And I——
I am nothing, I definitely haven't gone through 999 times fast, I am definitely not a loser, I am 100% unable to lift my shoulders, I am weak and unable to take care of myself. My dream is to eat, sleep, buy, buy, buy, be the most useless rice bug, and raise the happiest old age.
[In the book, I died where I started, not even old.
At first the whole family said to me:
"Remember, you must never be as good as dad. "
"Good boy, Mo Xueniang is so powerful. "
"Sister is willing to trade your hands full of blood for a lifetime of innocence. "
"The magic treasures I picked up can't be piled up anymore, so you should be more lavish with your money. "
Later they unanimously changed their tune:
"Bao'er, it's just for old age, don't be so troubled. "
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2Copywriting of "The Junior Sister of the Sword Sect is of the Tentacle System":
#The heroine has three views, but not many#
#cybercancer player, see the flowers and lose the people, die#
#This article is also known as "I prefer you to call me Dad"#
"My good sister, I want to change my life in this life. The disciple who dotes on you and the junior brother who loves you is mine. "Twin sisters are reborn in the mother's body, the younger sister lands first, and the sisters' names and fates are swapped.
Sister: 6.
In my previous life, I didn't remember until I died a thousand years old that she was not a native of the world of immortality, but an unlucky player who came through the cyber game.
Alien creatures invaded, she exposed her tentacles for the guardian sect, her master imprisoned her as a monster in a forbidden area, her senior brother took her blood to make elixirs, her second senior brother chopped off her tentacles to make weapons, and the younger junior brother she bought back no longer had any look of admiration, only disgust in his eyes. They relied on her repeated miraculous achievements in the war and became a savior hero in the eyes of the world. However, she was tortured until her limbs were broken and she died silently.
So, whoever wants to go to that kind of ghost place can go there. She has not helped the poor in this life, and she is curious about how far people in that field can go on their own.
**
Kunlun Mountain Sword Sect has a lineage that is notorious for its misfortune. The master and the disciple are approaching their end. One of them is crazy, and the other has a broken Dantian. They are old, sick, sick, and disabled. Together with the newly recovered baby girl, they have gathered together the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled.
One day, Chitose, who was starving, was waving her tentacles and raising her sword to cut vegetables and cook for herself. She was caught by the master and the apprentice at the same time.
The master who lies down every day and waits for death: Hey, when a person is about to die, just do whatever you want - I can't bear it, you have so many sword-holding postures, but none of them are right!
Senior brother who was about to go crazy: Haha, I am really crazy for thinking that my junior sister is an octopus spirit - next time you want to eat anything, just call me, your severed hand fell to the floor.
The second senior brother who had half of his Dantian repaired said: Damn, I was so scared that my Dantian was shattered - take this bag of spiritual stones and roll down the mountain to swim. Don't come back to bother me before you finish spending it. You will feel dizzy if you have too many hands.
After waiting for a long time, Chitose was neither imprisoned nor refining elixirs and weapons, and was taught swordsmanship, cooked food, and gave money to spend: Huh?
**
At the auction, Prince Long Qi was imprisoned in a cage but he was not in a hurry. He knew that his senior sister would take him away today. She was good at everything, but it was a pity that she was a monster. In his previous life, he felt disgusted and regretted it after she died. In this life, he will still rely on her tentacles to refine elixirs and weapons. When he succeeds in seizing the rightful son, he will make her a concubine. She will definitely be grateful.
He couldn't wait to leave with Qian He who came here specially, leaving behind the dying little slave. Discovering that the little slave also has dragon blood, all he can think about is Chitose causing trouble: ecstasy.
Small Theater 1
Master: "Chitose, what a good name. The person who named you must have good wishes and hope that you live a long and worry-free life." "
Chitose: "No, those players want me to die. They mean to harm Yi Qianyan. "
Master: "..."
Master: "It doesn't matter, as Master I just hope you are healthy and happy. "
Chitose: "(Looking at the people missing arms and legs all over the ground) I am healthy, (listening to their desperate wails) I am also very happy. That's great, I lived up to Master's expectations. "
Master: "? ? ? "
Small Theater 2
Junior Brother: Chitose, can I call you Ah Sui?
Chitose: (Wildly waving his tentacles and whipping him to force him to fight) No, I still prefer you to call me daddy.
Mission: God rewards those who work hard