Gu Yuan was reborn five years after his death.
After returning, he inherited the original owner's 451 husbands.
He opened his contacts and saw a group named [My Thousand A Husbands], with 119 people in it.
Below it was another group, [My Thousand A Husbands, Future Members], containing a whopping 332 people.
That made 451 in total, not counting the people he was flirting with.
Gu Yuan's expression cracked.
And it got even more ridiculous: the original owner had used photos of his younger sister to find love online.
Even more absurd to Gu Yuan was that all 451 husbands had diligently been sending him money. His account currently held over 87 million in get-caught-and-rot-in-prison money.
Every cent was money earned while chained to a sewing machine.
He stood up, opened the window, and calmly let the cold wind blow over him for a while. Suppressing his disbelief, he pieced together the situation based on the clues he had.
He had been reborn, into the body of an eighteen-year-old boy in the Los Empire.
From the start, he had over a hundred Alpha husbands and over three hundred husbands-in-waiting.
He opened his schedule.
The day after tomorrow, he had a date with [Husband No. 99], a student at the Youth Military Academy.
[Husband No. 1], suspected to be a space pirate, was currently on his way to meet him in person.
At the same time, his schedule was packed with planned meetups across various inhabited planets, with an itinerary that was a complete mess.
Even the fiance he'd been engaged to since childhood was joining in and coming to see him.
*There won't be intimate relationships with multiple people at the same time~
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Coming soon:
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I Am the Elves' Shared Mom
Gong Youchu transmigrated.
The Duke of Lenn's household was hiring maids, offering a salary of two gold coins a month.
With no money to his name, Gong Youchu applied in disguise as a woman and successfully became a background "maid" in the ducal household.
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The World Tree of Life in the elves' homeland disappeared half a month ago.
The elves, who had lived in seclusion for years, had left the Forest of Elves to search for their Tree Mom.
Gong Youchu listened to the news while pretending to work diligently with a rag in hand, though in truth, all eight hundred of his schemes were focused on slacking off.
His finger accidentally brushed against a potted plant.
A plant that hadn't bloomed in five years suddenly flowered.
Plants loved him.
Gong Youchu: ...Of course I'm amazing.
He had a powerful affinity with plants.
He'd never been tested, but he felt he was a genius, probably with a strong talent for wood magic. Becoming the continent's greatest mage was only a matter of time.
Once he had earned enough money, he planned to buy beginner spellbooks and start studying.
A few days later, an honored guest arrived at the ducal residence.
He was a tall young man from the Forest of Elves, with blond hair and green eyes. He threw himself at Gong Youchu and leaned against his fake breasts like a damsel in distress. "You smell like Mom. Be my substitute mom."
Everyone's eyes went wide.
Gong Youchu: ...?
No, no. Forget that the genders don't match. He couldn't give birth to a son that big.
Gong Youchu went with the eldest son of the duke to the archery range to practice team volleys.
Besides the clingy, bargain-price eldest son, there was another elf staring at him fervently, his lips moving. Look closely, and he was calling, "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!"
The eldest son shot an arrow.
It hit the ninth ring of the ten-ring target, and everyone praised him.
The eldest son asked if Gong Youchu wanted to give it a try.
He'd never tried before, but there was no harm in giving it a shot...
Gong Youchu was stunned.
He'd really just shot casually. The wind blew! Blew and blew! Tried its hardest! Put all its strength into it! Blew like crazy!
The wind loved him.
The wind put all its strength into carrying his off-target arrow right into the bullseye, making him the MVP of the whole event.
As the center of everyone's attention, he proudly tossed his head and said, "I really am some kind of genius, aren't I?"
The elves: ...Uh.
Was the substitute mom really just a substitute mom, and not their actual mother?
Nevertheless, a group of elves enthusiastically joined in calling him their shared mom!
Mom smells so good!
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Raising Little Ones at the Magic Academy
Nois and his childhood friend somehow ended up doing it.
A month later, when the Magic Academy opened, Nois painlessly laid two quail-sized eggs.
His eyes widened in shock.
Nois pulled an all-nighter doing research. He... had... babies!
Two of them!
The Magic Academy's schedule was packed, so after thinking it over, he placed the two eggs in a bird's nest in a tree in a landscaped area.
Twenty days later, while he was in class, two little birds hatched safely and joined the nest's other chicks, all chirping for food.
Nois kept coming by to feed them and got familiar with the bird parents and their chicks.
The little birds gradually grew, chirping and squawking away.
Nois showed them to his childhood friend, saying the baby birds were ugly-cute and adorably goofy.
His childhood friend asked, "Where did all these stupid birds come from?"
Nois snapped, "Two of them are our biological children. The others are our bird nephews."
His childhood friend replied, "Oh, right. Thanks to you, I get to be a bird dad and bird uncle in this lifetime."
Nois proudly tossed his head. "Cute, aren't they?"
His childhood friend paused. "They really are cute."
Nois and his childhood friend raised the birds like a pair of lovable fools. They looked after them when they had time and let the two little chicks play with the academy's flock when they didn't. The birds grew quickly, becoming notorious little troublemakers at the academy, and somehow even turned into his battle familiars. They were incredibly powerful.
One holiday, the two of them took a whole flock of little birds to visit the bird grandparents.
The grandparents thought the birds were adorable and bought every bird supply they could find: bird food, toys, perches, nests...
Then two of the little things in the flock suddenly turned into humans.
One looked exactly like Nois, and the other exactly like his childhood friend.
His childhood friend: "...(⊙n⊙)" How I raised my biological children like pet chickens.
The bird grandparents: "...(ΩДΩ)" How I raised my biological grandchildren like pet chickens.
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1. The twin bird babies successfully infiltrate the flock.
2. The twin bird babies successfully become the Magic Academy's reigning little birdies.
3. The twin bird babies somehow become their dad's battle familiars, and they're the super-ferocious kind.
Theme: As long as you stay positive and keep moving forward, life will get better and better.
Update, my wife has food for today, she is hungry 🥺
There are so many effeminate memes that I can't stand them anymore.
Why is it over? I still want to save a few more chapters, but it feels like it's over before it even begins 😂
The ending was so sloppy,,,.
The ending felt a bit sloppy. . .
The ending felt a bit sloppy. . .
Rice, rice, hungry, rice, hungry
It's been a few days since I stopped updating. What's going on?
What about today's meal? My wife forgot to put it in again [Cat Head]
The eldest prince has a long way to go [Lemon]