Please, Just Let Me Die

An if and genderbend version of the neighboring story, "How Did I Transmigrate After Taking a Nap?!" Nihil is on the Armed Detective Agency's side. After transmigrating by accident, all I want is to kill myself in peace. Why is everyone suddenly free to come save me? A certain bandage-wasting device: [Complex Expression.JPG] He's one of us, right? He's asking for help too, right? A certain world's greatest detective: [Tsundere.JPG] Since you asked for help, the great detective will graciously save you! A certain curry enthusiast: [Fatherly Instincts Activated.JPG] He's a good kid, just like Dazai. A certain scumbag boss: [Regret.JPG] He's as useful as Dazai, and I don't have to worry about him staging a coup. What a shame the detective agency next door snatched him up. 1. CP undecided, feel free to pick a pairing. No CP for now. 2. OOC warning. 3. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. 4. Written at an elementary school level, read at your own risk. 5. First person. Theme: Redemption