What Should I Do After Cosplaying as the Rat in the House of the Dead and Transmigrating?

One lovely day, I cosplayed as the fanon version of Dazai from The Decay of the Angel. But I never expected that I would transmigrate! There's only one word for how I feel now: panic! A cosplayer who writes scripts in secret is in for a rough time. I'm already crying over the life ahead of me! 1. Pairing undecided. Currently torn between double Dazai and Fyodor x Dazai. 2. Written like an elementary schooler. Read with caution. 3. OOC warning. 4. Updates when the muse strikes. 5. They're all geniuses, but the author's not smart enough to keep up. 6. Second-person POV. Theme: What do you do when you cosplay and transmigrate? Write a script!