How Did I Transmigrate After Just Taking a Nap?!

Also known as "I Really Didn't Write the Script!" Also known as "Those Years I Was Forced to Join Forces with the Bandage Freak" These days, transmigrating into C and transmigrating into a story are all the rage, and transmigrate-and-die stories are popping up everywhere. But I really didn't think you could transmigrate in your sleep. Now, let's interview the victim. A certain female lead who wishes to remain anonymous: I regret it. I regret it so much. If I'd known I'd be forced into the Scriptwriting Squad, with all those clever people predicting my every move, I never would have [BEEP] (muted for spoilers). I'm just an ordinary person, for crying out loud! Why do I have to fight these directors and screenwriters for the script?! A certain bandage-wasting device who'd been tricked countless times didn't want to talk. A certain scummy boss who'd been tricked just as many times didn't want to talk either. A certain kind-hearted Russian who'd been stabbed more times than he could count: O-ordinary? Yokohama, which always gets hurt whenever something big happens: I'm begging you, go cause trouble in Tokyo next door! A few more times and I'm really going to be done for! A certain famous detective who's constantly being bribed (no) and fed snacks quietly munched away. 1. Pairing undecided, readers can choose by buying shares (though the author favors a certain bandage-wasting device) 2. OOC warning 3. Written like an elementary schooler, read at your own risk 4. Updates whenever inspiration strikes 5. The author's IQ is in short supply, so the battle of wits might... 6. First person Theme: Just a sudden idea