At a private dining restaurant on the second ring road in Rongjin City, Yu Tian was so drunk she could barely see straight. She clutched her friend's hand and gritted her teeth as she complained about her ex-husband.
"Was my brain smashed into a crater by a meteor or something? Why did I get married so young? I wasted the best years of my youth, and gave him all my firsts. What was I even thinking?!"
Her friend said, "Didn't you used to say he was pretty great? Why did you suddenly get divorced? What did he do to make you so mad?"
Unable to think of any flaws in her ex-husband and unwilling to admit the truth, Yu Tian said, "...We're incompatible!"
Her friend said, "Oh, did he tell you to quit your job and stay home to take care of him and the kids and honor your elders? That's a bit much."
"No." Yu Tian stubbornly forced out the words. "I like silk, but he likes cotton!"
"?"
"I like textured, but he always buys ultra-thin!"
"???"
"And worst of all! I like the sofa, but he keeps wanting to do it by the floor-to-ceiling window!"
"..."
Half an hour later, her friend answered a phone call for Yu Tian, who was now too drunk to look after herself. After a couple of words, she tried to wake her. "Yuyu, are you still alive? Your ex-husband says he's coming to get you."
There was a long silence from the other end of the phone.
When the caller spoke again, his voice was colder than the red-sugar rice cakes left to cool on the table. "Thank you, but Yu Tian and I haven't gotten divorced."
Theme: Mwah~
