Her Sweet Wine Scent

[Main Story Complete] Extras coming in a couple of days~ During the three years from her freshman to senior year, Sang Nian had more than just endless test-prep papers and vocabulary lists for the CET-4 and CET-6 exams to keep her company. She also had a dumbass online friend who'd spent three years relentlessly arguing and bickering with her on Weibo and in games. But one day, everything suddenly changed. That dumbass seemed to have been struck by lightning. All of a sudden, he started showering her with awkwardly sycophantic compliments... Ji Yanbai was a campus heartthrob with a refined, noble exterior and the mouth of a champion trash-talker. One day, he unexpectedly discovered that the gaming disaster he'd been trading insults with for three years was actually a woman, and the same person as his aloof goddess of three years, whom he had never dared confess to: Sang Nian, the Chinese department's current belle? ...Unbelievable. * Ji Yanbai had finally managed to become Sang Nian's landlord. Sitting on the sofa, he looked at the furious, thinly veiled insults aimed at his entire family in his Weibo DMs, then looked up at Sang Nian, sitting at the dining table, drinking milk with a sour expression as she hammered away at her keyboard. The world collapsing around him would be no worse than this! What should he do? Is it too late to switch gears and become a simp now? Or is there still a chance to clear his name... A seemingly aloof, actually socially awkward, quick-witted, sarcastic woman x a seemingly refined, actually cool and laid-back man with a devastatingly sharp tongue Hey, have you heard? Campus heartthrob Ji is dating Sang Nian, the department belle everyone voted least compatible with him. Their luck with each other is worse than Antarctica! Mutual crush, one-on-one romance. P.S. There is a little online gaming content. The game is entirely fictional. The male and female leads are both masters of snark. Don't read if that's not your thing. --Next up: The Rules of Love After Marriage At a private restaurant in the second ring of Rongjin City, the tipsy Yu Tian was gripping her friend's hand and gritting her teeth as she complained about her ex-husband. "Was I out of my mind, like a meteor had hit me in the head, to get married so young? I wasted the best years of my life and gave him all my firsts. What was I even thinking?!" Her friend said, "Didn't you used to say he was pretty great? Why did you suddenly get divorced? What did he do to make you so angry?" Unable to think of a single flaw in her ex-husband but unwilling to admit it, Yu Tian said, "...We just have different values!" Her friend said, "Oh, did he tell you to quit your job, stay home, raise the kids, and take care of his elders? That is a bit much." "No." Yu Tian forced the words out through clenched teeth. "I like silk, but he likes cotton!" "?" "I like ribbed, but he always buys ultra-thin!" "???" "And worst of all! I like the sofa, but he always wants to do it against the floor-to-ceiling window!" "..." Half an hour later, her friend answered a phone call for Yu Tian, who was too drunk to look after herself. After a couple of sentences, she tried to wake her. "Yuyu, are you still alive? Your ex-husband says he's coming to get you." The person on the other end of the phone fell silent for a long moment. When he spoke again, his voice was colder than the brown-sugar glutinous rice cakes cooling on the table. "Thank you, but Yu Tian and I aren't divorced yet." Theme: True love fears no mountains or rivers