Everyone in My Sect Has Transmigrated Except Me

Original danmei novel "The Villain's Seventh Brush with Death" is looking for follows: a crazy, cool guy x a gentle top student! Check it out on my author page! Notice: The story is currently on hiatus for a major rewrite. Enter at your own risk! Blurb: My name is Long Sanbao. My parents are both dead, and I have neither a car nor a house. To get a meal, I joined a sect called the Transmigration Sect. I got my meals, but I think there's something wrong with my sect. After my cold, gloomy master took me as his disciple, he held his tottering wig in place with one hand and patted my head with the other. His face was twisted from the anesthetic, but he still managed a menacing grin. In a kindly voice, he said, "Hello, Aotian. I'm your evil master. When you kill me later, could you make it a clean one-hit kill?" When my narrow-minded senior brother saw me coming, he hugged the big-eyed girl body pillow in his arms and said gloomily, "Remember, Aotian, no dating before you're eighteen. And don't have any inappropriate contact with anyone below the chin, or our story will get censored." My snobbish senior sister came toward me wearing a dress called a Lolita dress. She secretly handed me some brand-new, highly indecent clothes and whispered threateningly, "Long Aotian, you can kill me later, but don't touch my dress. Got it?" My innocent, cheerful junior sister often watched every move between me and our master. Her hair completely covered her face, and strange sounds would occasionally come from beneath it as she seemed to lose her mind. "Hehe, handsome guys, hehe... Master and disciple, older on top, no, younger on top! Wait, maybe they're switch?" There are plenty more antics like that, but I won't list them all. They never told me what they were talking about, but it didn't matter. Everyone has their secrets. After all, I never told them that I had been reborn. [Reading Guide] 1. Third-person narration, comedy, and a warm happy ending. 2. An unconventional ancient-style fantasy setting, with electronic devices and modern items. [Reading Guide] 1. Third-person narration, comedy, and a warm happy ending. 2. An unconventional ancient-style fantasy setting, with electronic devices and modern items. 3. The free chapters are pure comedy, but the paid chapters get angsty! Read with caution if that's not your thing! Theme: Even when trapped in darkness, keep your heart turned toward the light.