[My other story, The Great Power of Labor, Starting with the Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig, is updating next door. You're all welcome to read it. Sending love!]
As the owner of a labor System, Lu Li was given a wasteland.
System: "You can use the knowledge you gained in college to build a world of your own from scratch."
Lu Li: "Huh? Why didn't you come to me when I graduated high school?"
Potatoes, sweet potatoes, and corn? None of those exist. Glass, soap, and gunpowder? I don't know how to make them. Hand-built nukes, modified muskets, starting an industrial revolution? Forget it.
Lu Li: "But I know how to put on a show and fool people! I can do anything I've seen in TV shows and novels!"
When it comes to fooling people with gods and ghosts, the Dragon, the Pig, and the Old Phoenix are the ones to call!
He transmigrated into the past, hoping to become a charlatan.
Lu Li hoped, "It'd be great if I could go to the First Emperor's timeline. Qin Shi Huang sought immortality, so I could take Xu Fu's job."
As it happened, he was lucky enough to meet Ying Zheng.
As it happened, he was unlucky enough to meet a child Ying Zheng.
Young Zheng had no money or power, was a hostage in Zhao, and lived in constant danger of being killed at any moment.
Lu Li: "..."
What rotten luck!
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One day, young Zheng knocked on the door and announced, "Great Qin has fallen!"
Lu Li: "??? You haven't even grown up yet. How did Great Qin fall?"
One day, people who pretend to fool others with gods and ghosts will run into real "ghosts."
Natural disasters and human calamities, strange phenomena running rampant, a bizarre civilization invading China?
China was thrown into chaos!
Lu Li: "..."
Absurd!
They heard that if you killed the strange creatures and buried them in the soil, the land would become fertile and the crops would flourish.
China went wild!
Lu Li: "Come on, let's go farming!"
Young Zheng: "Can farming unify the six states, conquer the Baiyue in the south, and defeat the Xiongnu in the north?"
Lu Li: "No. Farming can unite the world!"
Young Zheng: "!!!"
And just like that, his horizons expanded. Check!
Note:
Alternate history in a parallel world, a fun and lighthearted story.
Recommendation: If you're interested, visit my profile and add it to your collection. Sending love!
Title: The Dragon-Phoenix-Pig Theme Park
Blurb:
Bai Yao inherited an amusement park on the verge of bankruptcy.
As the owner of a labor System, he quickly activated the sky screen feature, connecting it to every dynasty throughout history.
"On opening day, choose one timeline for a trial run. The shop will be Great Qin. You're up."
The First Emperor: "..."
What kind of nonsense is this? Do you think I would even bother with you?
Everyone else: This is hilarious. The First Emperor got picked to work a job.
Bai Yao waved a hand. Please watch this video.
"Want grain that yields a thousand jin per mu?" - Golden fields of wheat swaying in the breeze.
"Want to fly?" - An airplane soaring straight into the heavens.
"Want to know the future?" - China's long history, all written in the books.
"Want..."
"I want it!" The First Emperor immediately agreed to set up a stall. "I want all of it!"
Bai Yao: "Contract sealed. Choose an exhibit location and participants as soon as possible."
Everyone else: "We want it too!"
Bai Yao: "Everyone else has to pay."
Everyone else: "..." We are so jealous we're turning green!
The amusement park became a theme park, and soon a huge wave of visitors arrived.
Bai Yao set aside a plot of farmland for Great Qin and put up a sign beside it: Field to Ease the First Emperor's Burdens (Seedlings sold separately. Outstanding participants can take a photo with the First Emperor.)
The First Emperor worried. Would this work?
Within half a day, every seedling had been planted. A huge hit!
Three days later, the wheat was ripe.
Bai Yao replaced the sign with one that read: Field to Ease the First Emperor's Burdens (Rent sickles next door. Do not sneak them home. Outstanding participants can take a photo with the First Emperor.)
The First Emperor was still worried. Would this really work?
Within half a day, all the wheat had been successfully harvested and stored. Another huge hit!
The First Emperor: "..."
Bai Yao: Make money three times from a single theme park. What a haul!
Note:
1. All historical timelines are parallel worlds. Nothing anyone does will have any effect on actual history.
Theme: As heaven's movement is ever vigorous, so the noble person must ceaselessly strive for self-improvement.
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Take Qin Shihuang back to Qin!
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Come back quickly, big eyes!
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