As the owner of a Labor System, Zhao Le decides to pass the burden of work on to other people: the emperors of ancient China.
And so, the "Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig Powerhouse Team" is officially formed.
Dragon (Ying Zheng): Takes one look and promptly leaves.
Phoenix (Li Shimin): Interesting. I'll take another look.
Pig (Liu Che): Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?!
Other emperors: I'm dying. What a bunch of hapless fools, that Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig team.
Zhao Le: The workplace: the future.
Please watch the VCR.
A city that never sleeps, neon lights shining; busy streets and towering skyscrapers; vehicles traveling underground and soaring through the skies; delicious food and bountiful harvests...
Everyone: Wow!
Zhao Le: Job rewards include, but aren't limited to: books that let you see the future; seeds that yield a thousand catties of grain per mu; the "Divine Eagle" that carries people through the skies; the "Kunpeng" that explores the deep sea; gunpowder that splits mountains and rocks; time machines that travel through the ages, and more.
Dragon (Ying Zheng): Sign me up at once. I'll work hard!
Phoenix (Li Shimin): Good thing I stayed.
Pig (Liu Che): I'm a pig.
(Liu Che, shaken to his core, groans: "How could you do this to me? I am the emperor, not a pig!")
Other emperors: Their eyes turn green with envy.
Zhao Le: Plan successful!
You work hard while I slack off. Get it!
Notes:
1. Look at the protagonist's name: Zhao Le. What does it mean? Finding some fun.
2. This is an alternate history with original elements. From the very first word of this story, all historical settings exist in parallel timelines.
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Title: The Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig Theme Park
Blurb:
Bai Yao inherits an amusement park that's on the verge of closing.
As the owner of a Labor System, he quickly activates the sky screen feature, connecting it to every dynasty throughout history.
"On opening day, we'll select one timeline for free as our trial venue. The Qin Dynasty, you're up."
The First Emperor: "..."
What is this nonsense? Do you think I would listen to you?
Everyone else: I'm dying. The First Emperor's been chosen to work!
Bai Yao waves his hand. Please watch the VCR.
"Want grain that yields a thousand catties per mu?" A golden field of wheat sways in the breeze.
"Want to fly?" An airplane soars straight into the heavens.
"Want to know the future?" The weighty annals of history are all recorded in the history books.
"Want to..."
"I do!" The First Emperor can no longer contain himself. "I want it all!"
Bai Yao: "Deal. Choose the location and people for your exhibition as soon as possible."
Everyone else: "We want it too!"
Bai Yao: "Everyone else has to pay."
Everyone else: "..." Their eyes are turning green with envy!
The amusement park becomes a theme park, and soon welcomes a flood of visitors.
Bai Yao changes the sign. It reads: "The First Emperor's Worry-Free Field (Rent sickles next door. Do not sneak them home. Outstanding workers can take a photo with the First Emperor.)"
The First Emperor is concerned. Will this really work?
Within half a day, every seedling is planted. A huge hit!
Three days later, the seedlings are mature.
Bai Yao changes the sign. It reads: "The First Emperor's Worry-Free Field (Rent sickles next door. Do not sneak them home. Outstanding workers can take a photo with the First Emperor.)"
The First Emperor is still concerned. Will this really work?
Within half a day, all the wheat is successfully harvested and stored. A huge hit!
The First Emperor: "..."
Bai Yao: A theme park earns three coins. That's a huge profit!
Theme: Knowledge changes your destiny. Work hard for a brighter future.
Who can not be fascinated by the First Emperor [shy]
There is no way, the talent of the country's crotch-pulling minister is forced out, just like the employees of the hot chicken boss are generally extremely capable.
Isn't the author updating? I've been waiting for a long time.
The "Strong and Rich Song Dynasty Team" gave the author a big bug~
It's the Tang Dynasty, right?
But if there really was a place where a bunch of people appeared out of nowhere, they would have noticed it already haha
As expected, Zhao Dalai was asked to whip people out.
This is the rhythm to beat them both to death.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha things are about to get funny!
I just finished watching Black Myth Wukong and saw Journey to the West written in large letters! ! !
Laughing to death is something a pig can do (not
Who can not be fascinated by the First Emperor [shy]
There is no way, the talent of the country's crotch-pulling minister is forced out, just like the employees of the hot chicken boss are generally extremely capable.
Isn't the author updating? I've been waiting for a long time.
The "Strong and Rich Song Dynasty Team" gave the author a big bug~ It's the Tang Dynasty, right?
But if there really was a place where a bunch of people appeared out of nowhere, they would have noticed it already haha
As expected, Zhao Dalai was asked to whip people out.
This is the rhythm to beat them both to death.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha things are about to get funny!
I just finished watching Black Myth Wukong and saw Journey to the West written in large letters! ! !