The Good-for-Nothing Beauty Keeps Breaking Character Every Day

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Jiang Yinyu, a modern cultivator, transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder bottom who fawns over the overpowered top in a cultivation BL novel.

The fawning cannon-fodder bottom is gorgeous but stupid and vicious. At the very start, he ties up the overpowered top and even tries to force himself on him.

Jiang Yinyu says coolly, "I know this plot. If I just beat the protagonist top, will the whole cultivation world fall in love with me?"

The System is horrified. "This world forbids acting out of character!"

Jiang Yinyu: "Then let's try a different approach."

After rescuing the overpowered top, Jiang Yinyu discovers a new way to get rich: his fighting power doubles whenever he faces a villain or one of the protagonist top's other admirers.

Jiang Yinyu: "Nice!"

There aren't that many villains, but the overpowered top has plenty of admirers. So Jiang Yinyu beats and snatches away every single one he comes across, wielding such terrifying tactics that he wipes out every last one of the top's romantic prospects.

To the overpowered top, Jiang Yinyu says sincerely, "I only think of you as a friend. I can't stand to see you get tricked by someone else. I'm doing this for your own good. Really."

The overpowered top: "..."

One day, Jiang Yinyu, the merciless destroyer of romantic prospects, finally meets his match: Fu Huaishu, the gentle, beloved top who is the Mary Sue bottom's unattainable crush in the original novel.

They fight so fiercely that the sky grows dark and the earth turns dim, but even after three days and three nights, neither can win.

In the end, Jiang Yinyu has no choice but to pull out a secret weapon from the modern cultivation world: a particle laser gun!

But to his surprise, his opponent also pulls out a superpowered sonic cannon!

Their eyes meet. Jiang Yinyu: "A fellow countryman?"

Fu Huaishu: "If the odd changes, the even stays the same?"

Jiang Yinyu: "The symbol tells you which quadrant!"

Both of them: "!!!"

After excitedly crowding together, Jiang Yinyu asks, "Fellow countryman, what's your name?"

Fu Huaishu: "That's my real name."

Jiang Yinyu: "What a coincidence, so is mine."

Half a minute later, they both say:

"Damn! It's you!"

From then on, the cultivation world has four great oddballs. Two are, of course, the protagonist top and bottom. The other two are Jiang Yinyu and Fu Huaishu, who fight each other to the death on their behalf.

Later, during a battle in a secret realm in the Immortal Realm, Fu Huaishu is unfortunately bitten by a lustful snake.

Jiang Yinyu gloats and sneers, "Hahahaha! Want me to neuter you?"

Fu Huaishu says coolly, "The hand you used to touch the snake is cut."

Jiang Yinyu's laughter abruptly stops.

Half an hour later, two mighty Nascent Soul cultivators are rolling around in a cave, grappling with each other... by the hair?

Jiang Yinyu curses through the pain. "Fu, if you don't let go, I'll make sure you never have kids by tomorrow!"

Fu Huaishu: "If you say that again, I'll make sure you never have kids right now."

The protagonist top and bottom happen to pass by and ask softly, "Need any help?"

Jiang Yinyu and Fu Huaishu, together: "Get lost!!!"

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New novel: "The Day I Got Dumped, My Love Rival Confessed to Me"

Qin Yu and Lin Xu are bitter enemies vying for the same person.

Lin Xu has secretly loved Chi Xia for five years but never dared to confess, simply because Chi Xia is straight.

Then, on the first day of school, Qin Yu pins Chi Xia against the wall.

Usually reserved and quiet, Lin Xu loses his head and punches Qin Yu.

From then on, the two become enemies.

But on the day the dorm rooms are reassigned, Lin Xu opens the door and comes face-to-face with Qin Yu's punchable, handsome face.

One long leg is propped against the ladder to the bed that should have been his.

Qin Yu: "Let's see who just showed up."

Lin Xu: "...Damn!"

Qin Yu can't stand Lin Xu.

But since Lin Xu is Chi Xia's friend, and Qin Yu thinks he might be homophobic, he doesn't give him too hard a time.

Until one day, while sharing meals and a room with Lin Xu, Qin Yu discovers that Lin Xu secretly loves Chi Xia.

Qin Yu: "Hah, a homophobic straight guy? We'll see about that."

With revenge in mind, Qin Yu starts getting close to Lin Xu.

But gradually, Qin Yu can't find fault with Lin Xu. Instead, he starts noticing all the wrong things.

For instance, Lin Xu has clear, understated eyes, very fair skin, and a tall, slender frame like a bamboo stalk. He's a rare beauty with exquisite bone structure, and he's meticulous and serious about his studies.

Qin Yu: "Damn, this isn't right..."

One day, Qin Yu suddenly suffers a stomach spasm and collapses onto the dorm floor, breaking into a cold sweat from the pain.

Lin Xu looks slender and weak, but he carries Qin Yu down five flights of stairs in one go and stays with him at the hospital for three whole days.

Three days later, as Qin Yu watches Lin Xu serve him congee, he notices the dark circles beneath Lin Xu's long, thick lashes. His long-dormant heart suddenly trembles.

He realizes his feelings seem to have gone a little off course...

Lin Xu has always thought the only thing keeping him from being with Chi Xia was their different sexual orientations. But when he accidentally discovers Chi Xia's posts on a gay dating site, he realizes his unrequited love was a joke all along.

That night, Lin Xu sits alone on the soccer field until dawn, his eyes red from staying up all night.

But he never expected Qin Yu to be the first person to come looking for him.

Lin Xu: "Go ahead and laugh if you want."

Qin Yu is silent for a moment. "There's a way to get over a breakup as fast as possible."

Lin Xu looks up at him, frowning.

Qin Yu's Adam's apple bobs. "Find someone new."

Lin Xu thinks Qin Yu is mocking him and gets up to leave.

But just then, a low, magnetic voice sounds quietly behind him.

"What do you think of me?"

Chi Xia likes Lin Xu's pure, innocent nature, but he's also attracted to Qin Yu's talent and family background.

He thinks he needs time to consider things carefully.

After all, no matter what Qin Yu does, as long as Chi Xia doesn't come out, Lin Xu will always stay by his side.

Until one day, Lin Xu learns his secret.

Chi Xia panics. He frantically searches everywhere for Lin Xu, but in the end, he sees Lin Xu leaning on Qin Yu's shoulder.

Chi Xia rushes over.

His voice hoarse, he says, "Xiao Xu, I'm sorry. I was wrong. The truth is, you're still the one I like most."

Qin Yu expressionlessly covers the ears of Lin Xu, who has just fallen asleep.

"Shut up. You're too loud."

Half a month later,

The usually confident Qin Yu is a little exasperated as he corners Lin Xu in their dorm.

Qin Yu snaps, "It's been half a month. Have you still not made up your mind?"

Lin Xu looks up, his beautiful, clear eyes calm and earnest. "I've made up my mind ages ago."

Qin Yu: ?

The next second, Lin Xu leans in and gives Qin Yu a gentle kiss. "I thought you'd changed your mind."

Qin Yu is stunned.

He had planned to give Lin Xu a hard time once he won him over, no matter what, but Qin Yu can no longer hold back and kisses him back fiercely.

Reader advisory: Love triangle, the love rival and the crush both fall for me. Qin is the true love interest.

Theme: Brave young people aren't afraid of hardship.