After My Archenemy, the Daoist Venerable, Lost His Memory

I told him he was my one and only darling wife Daoist Venerable Xie Changyuan is breathtakingly beautiful, noble as the moon. With one stroke of his sword, he can topple mountains and overturn seas. He is the dream lover of countless cultivators across the Three Realms. The Demon Prince Yin Yuhan is ill-tempered, flirtatious, and spoiled. Apart from his peerless beauty, he has nothing going for him. Across the Three Realms, he's known as a useless beauty. Yin Yuhan: Pah! It's all because they like Xie Changyuan and slander me out of spite. Taking notes.jpg One day, Daoist Venerable Xie Changyuan is ambushed during his duel with the Demon King Lou Ye. Gravely wounded, he falls off a cliff. The cultivation world is plunged into grief. What they don't know is that their Daoist Venerable has already been picked up by his great beauty of an enemy from the Demon Clan. Yin Yuhan: Hehehe. You're done for, Xie Changyuan. He goes to great lengths to find precious medicine and heal Xie Changyuan. Then he ties him up, planning to humiliate him thoroughly before sending him back. But when Xie Changyuan wakes up, his first words are, "Who are you? Where am I?" Yin Yuhan: ??? But Yin Yuhan quickly smiles tenderly and says, "I'm your husband. You're my lawful crown princess. I've doted on you for years, and you're the apple of my eye." Xie Changyuan's expression remains calm. "I see." And so Yin Yuhan spares no effort in teaching Xie Changyuan, once a mighty Daoist Venerable who had shaken the Three Realms and cultivated the Heartless Dao, how to be a proper crown princess. Xie Changyuan accepts every lesson without question. Then one night, Yin Yuhan lies in bed, happily eating grapes fed to him by Xie Changyuan and sighing, "With a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for?" Xie Changyuan cups his chin, white as jade, and kisses him without expression. Yin Yuhan: ! Yin Yuhan panics. "What are you doing?" Xie Changyuan answers calmly, "Taking care of my husband's needs." Yin Yuhan grabs the quilt and flees in a panic. · Three months later, the cultivation world and the Demon Realm sign a thousand-year friendship pact. Xie Changyuan returns to his Wangqing Peak with a stunning beauty whose personality is as bad as his looks are good. From then on, the whole cultivation world hears that the Daoist Venerable has married a pretty face with no substance. All the cultivators lament the match. Only the Demon Prince Yin Yuhan grits his teeth in the cave dwelling on Wangqing Peak. "You old bastard! How dare you sell me off! Just wait till I get back..." "You're not going back." Xie Changyuan pins him in a corner, his voice calm. "You signed the cultivation-partner contract yourself." Yin Yuhan: "Waaah..." A mischievous, beautiful bottom x a cold, scheming top The bottom is a carefree, universally adored beauty who doesn't realize it, with friends everywhere. The top gets insanely jealous later on. Includes pregnancy and childbirth! A silly, self-indulgent story where the author lets loose Coming soon: The Useless Beauty Has Broken Character [Book Transmigration] Jiang Yinyu, a modern cultivator, transmigrates into a cultivation-based danmei novel. He becomes the cannon-fodder bottom who follows the arrogant main character top around like a lovesick puppy. The lovesick cannon-fodder bottom is stunningly beautiful but stupid and vicious. At the very start, he ties up the main character top and even tries to assault him. Jiang Yinyu thinks coolly: I know this trope. If I just take down the main character top, won't the whole cultivation world fall in love with me? The System is horrified: OOC is forbidden in this world! Jiang Yinyu: Then I'll try another approach. After rescuing the arrogant main character top, Jiang Yinyu discovers a new way to get rich: his fighting power doubles whenever he faces the villain or any of the top's other admirers. Jiang Yinyu: Nice! There aren't that many villains, but the arrogant top has plenty of admirers. So Jiang Yinyu beats up and steals away every one he meets, fearsome in his methods, until not a single admirer of the top is left. To the arrogant top, Jiang Yinyu says sincerely, "I only think of you as a friend. I can't stand seeing other people deceive you. I'm doing this for your own good. Really." The arrogant top: ... One day, Jiang Yinyu, the ruthless destroyer of every budding romance, finally meets his match: Fu Huaishu, the gentle moonlight top beloved by the Mary Sue bottom in the original novel. The two fight so fiercely that the skies darken and the earth dims. Even after three days and nights, neither can win. At last, Jiang Yinyu has no choice but to pull out his secret weapon from the modern cultivation world: a particle laser gun! But to his surprise, the other man pulls out a super-powered sonic cannon, too! Their eyes meet. Jiang Yinyu: "A fellow countryman?!" Fu Huaishu: "If the first half changes, does the second half stay the same?" Jiang Yinyu: "The symbol depends on the quadrant!" Together: !!! Once the two excitedly gather together, Jiang Yinyu asks, "Hey, fellow countryman, what's your name?" Fu Huaishu: "That's my real name." Jiang Yinyu: "What a coincidence! Same here!" Half a minute later, they both say: "Damn! It's you!" From then on, four strange prodigies emerge in the cultivation world. Two, of course, are the main character top and bottom. The other two are Jiang Yinyu and Fu Huaishu, who fight each other to the death for the main pair. But gradually, people realize that things aren't as simple as they thought. Because these two don't fight all the time. Whenever they do, it's always somewhere with a great opportunity to be found. They bombard the place until not a blade of grass remains. As for what opportunity, take a guess. Later, during a clash in an immortal-realm secret world, Fu Huaishu is bitten by a venomous snake. Jiang Yinyu gloats. "Hahaha! Want me to give you a vasectomy?" Fu Huaishu says calmly, "The hand you just touched the snake with has a cut." Jiang Yinyu's laughter stops abruptly. Half an hour later, two mighty Void Refinement cultivators are rolling around in a cave, both trying to... yank each other's hair? Jiang Yinyu curses through the pain. "Fu, let go or I'll make sure you never have kids tomorrow!" Fu Huaishu: "Say another word and I'll make sure you never have kids right now." The main character top and bottom stroll past, calling out vaguely, "Need any help?" Jiang Yinyu and Fu Huaishu, together: "Get lost!!!" A little side story for the secondary couple Lou Ming has always thought he likes sunny, straightforward types like Jiang Yinyu, like a little sun melting his cold heart. Fussy, spoiled little white flowers like Zhuang Yu just get on his nerves. Zhuang Yu has always thought that the gentle, refined Fu Huaishu is the one for him. He's willing to wash his hands and make soup for Fu Huaishu, while someone as blunt and macho as Lou Ming? No wonder nobody wants him. But then... Jiang Yinyu and Fu Huaishu get together. Lou Ming's heart is broken. Zhuang Yu's eyes turn red. Seeing how upset Lou Ming is, Zhuang Yu's kind heart takes over, and he cooks for him a few times. Later, when Zhuang Yu is ambushed, Lou Ming steps forward to shield him. At the moment their eyes meet, they both think: "Maybe he's not so bad after all..." The bottom is adored by everyone and doted on by all. If that's not your thing, don't read. The main couple from the original novel are both good people. They later become the main pair's underlings, and also form the secondary couple. Main story couple: foxlike beauty bottom x scheming green-tea top Original novel couple: fussy little white flower bottom x straight-laced, overpowered hero top Romance coming soon: The Cannon-Fodder Wife of the Future Demon Emperor The rabbit spirit Yu Qingqing transmigrates into a book. She becomes the vicious original wife, a minor villain from a Mary Sue novel who appears for just three lines. The villain Luo Yinhua is handsome and otherworldly, with outstanding talent. Unfortunately, he comes from a humble background and is set up by villains. After losing all his power, he's chosen by the willful young lady Yu Qingqing and forced to marry into the Yu family. Luo Yinhua is humiliated at the Yu household and tries to take his own life several times. Fortunately, the kindhearted heroine, Yu Qianqian, secretly brings him medicine and comforts him, helping him recover much of his power and eventually escape. After regaining his power, Luo Yinhua's nature changes drastically. He practices dark arts, becomes the Demon Emperor, and wipes out the entire Yu family, sparing only Yu Qianqian. Yu Qingqing arrives just as Luo Yinhua marries into the family, on their wedding night. Yu Qingqing: I hope there's still time to save this... - Because of the System's restrictions, characters can't go OOC. Yu Qingqing can only pretend to be arrogant and humiliate Luo Yinhua while throwing expensive, rare cultivation manuals and medicine at him. As she throws things at him, Yu Qingqing's heart pounds with fear: System, he looks terrifying. Is he going to kill me? Luo Yinhua remains unmoved. Yu Qingqing says timidly, "System, I did my best..." The System sighs. Six months later, Yu Qingqing goes shopping, and a huge fire burns down the Yu family. Overhearing the news, Yu Qingqing runs for her life. She didn't trigger the villain's corruption value at all! Three months later, Luo Yinhua finds Yu Qingqing hiding in a cave and living on wild fruit. Seeing Luo Yinhua dressed in fine clothes, with sword-straight brows and bright eyes, so beautiful he seems like a heavenly being, Yu Qingqing is utterly terrified. With her mind completely blank, Yu Qingqing can only close her eyes and wait to die. But then she falls into a cool, gentle embrace, and a slender, fair wrist is gently clasped in his palm. Yu Qingqing trembles faintly. Luo Yinhua's cool, low voice sounds softly: "You're pregnant, and you still run around everywhere. You're a real handful, you know." Yu Qingqing: ...! - Everyone in the Demon Realm knows that the story of the dazzlingly beautiful Demon Empress and the Demon Emperor is a forbidden topic. They all wait for the Demon Emperor to fall for someone else one day and forget that cruel, faithless Demon Empress. Meanwhile, inside the Demon Palace... Yu Qingqing looks at the red jade bangle on her fair wrist and asks quietly, "This bangle feels a little tight. Do I have to wear it?" Luo Yinhua looks at the red mark on her skin, smooth as white jade. His brows knit slightly, and he taps the bangle with a finger. It loosens a little. Yu Qingqing pouts. Luo Yinhua: "Run away again, and you'll have to wear one on your ankle, too." Yu Qingqing jumps, then can only mutter, "Then I won't run." Luo Yinhua's expression softens slightly. "Good." Yu Qingqing: ... _ A sweet romance. The heroine is delicate and timid, but also a dazzling beauty. The hero is cool, scheming, and aloof. He dotes on her intensely later on, and he's very controlling. Theme: True love can save everything