I Found a Kitty, but It's an Evil God

[New story: "My Ex-Boyfriend and a Ball Came to the Door Together" is now live]

Kittens have a magical ability.

They can always pick out the person in a crowd who's most afraid of cats.

Xiaoye is a deity exiled to the human world.

Her true form is a calico cat.

With no magic to speak of, she can only make a living by pretending to be injured.

Her good friend pointed to the tallest and best-looking man in the crowd and said, "He walks away automatically whenever he sees a cat. He's the perfect pushover, so go get him!"

Xiaoye believed her.

She went over and played the victim.

The man successfully adopted her.

After three days in quarantine at the pet shop,

Xiaoye was taken to the man's villa.

She slept for a while.

When she woke up, her human roommate was gone.

And there was an evil dragon in the house.

Her roommate was handsome, with tender, firm meat.

It was obvious that the dragon had eaten him!

Xiaoye: My dream of marrying into a rich family is shattered. I'm heartbroken. 💔💔

One day, I'll avenge my roommate!

Just wait.

Wait until she... until she... Forget it, just wait!

After mourning for a while, Xiaoye prepared to run away.

She turned around and caught sight of herself in the mirror.

A round little body, emerald-green eyes, and a ring of white fur on her chest like a polite white bib. Her coat was black, white, and yellow, making her look from a distance like a little seaweed-and-pork-floss cake. Her tail was extremely fluffy.

The only thing spoiling the picture was...

The fur on top of her head was gone.

Gone.

Gone.

Damn it, who did this!

Evil dragon, I'm going to kill you right now!!!!!!!

P.S. This story has been completely rewritten. One true pairing.

The new story "My Ex-Boyfriend and a Ball Came to the Door Together" is now live 🍭

Rich, cool guy vs. sweet, delicate girl | Rekindled romance + raising kids

"This is a robbery! Give me ten yuan!"

After two early-morning classes, Meng Yi left campus to buy a jianbing and got robbed on the way.

The robber clung tightly to her calf, with big round eyes and snow-white skin.

At a guess... about three heads tall.

So short.

But so cute.

Meng Yi gave her half of her jianbing. Just as she was about to take the child to the nearby police station, a boy of seven or eight suddenly rushed over, grabbed the little girl's wrist, and shielded her behind him.

The boy glared at her fiercely. "Don't touch my little sis... Huh, Mom?"

The boy stared blankly. "Mom, did you get plastic surgery? How did you get younger?"

Meng Yi: "...???"

*

Meng Yi was surprised to discover that the two children were her own biological children from the future.

"Who's your dad?"

The two children hesitated and refused to say.

Seeing how plainly they were dressed, Meng Yi guessed that her future partner was probably just an ordinary office worker.

Unfortunately, that conclusion was overturned before long.

The children's biological father was Ji Yu, her wealthy ex-boyfriend. Their breakup had been anything but amicable.

Meng Yi silently imagined a tragic romance: she and Ji Yu reunite after years apart, passion flares, she unexpectedly gets pregnant, and their illegitimate children are rejected by his wealthy family...

In a fit of anger, she sent her ex a message.

"Ji Yu, you bastard, go die!"

*

Across the ocean, Ji Yu had just left the gym when he noticed a new message on his screen and glanced down casually.

Sender: Baby.

His calm breathing faltered for a moment.

P.S. One true pairing, happy ending. The title, blurb, and names may change before the story begins.

Theme: Beware of being deceived