Forced to Survive [Infinite]

The advance collection of articles "Female Teacher at a Creepy School" and "Farming and Raising Zombies in the End of the World" can be found in the columns. There is such a kind of person, his relatives, friends and even strangers who come into contact with him will suffer a tragic ending in a short period of time. Such people call it the body of doom. Zhuo Lu, who was favored by bad luck, had been living alone until one day, she caught a shuttle bus and entered a death variety show. Deadly passers-by, terrifying rental houses, secretive snoops... Countless people rushed towards her with ferocious faces. Companions despair: "We will die!" Zhuo Lu didn't mind spreading his hands and lying down to die: "Then just die." Everyone despised her and told her to stay away from her. This kind of person was definitely cannon fodder. Later, Companion: "Why aren't you dead yet?" The barber's ghost scissors clicked: "Don't worry, you will die in my hands." Decapitated Ghost: "I will break your neck." Man in the Dark: "I will kill you in your sleep." ………… Zhuo Lu:? ? Zhuo Lu slammed the table angrily, I am not going to die! ———————— Next book in advance: "Female Teacher at the Secret School" After Fang Xixi graduated, she received a call from a school asking her to go for an interview. She happily got on the long-distance bus and came to the school where the paint on the school gate was peeling off. After working as a teacher for a week, Fang Xixi once passed by the class next door and watched helplessly as the usually gentle male teacher hung himself from the ceiling with his tongue sticking out half a meter long. He stuck out his tongue while talking: "This is a trick to catch people unawares. As long as someone comes, you hang yourselves to the ceiling and stick out your tongue. It is guaranteed to scare the shit out of people!" The students below were tapping their heads very fast. There was a little girl who was tapping too fast. Her head hit the edge of the table and accidentally knocked her head off. The little girl's head flew out of the window, rolled twice and stopped at Fang Xixi's feet. She said in a soft voice: "Hello, Teacher Xixi!" Fang Xixi:... Fang Xixi's legs were shaking and she couldn't stand firmly. She lay on the ground and couldn't get up. The next day, a post appeared on a well-known forum, and it quickly became popular. [The poster has just graduated from college and found a job that is not done by human beings, but the salary is quite high, 15,000 a month. There is also a handsome guy in the workplace who is extremely good-looking and can score 10 points. He is debating whether to resign. ] Many netizens roared: If you don't do it, give me a salary of 15,000 yuan. Don't say it wasn't done by humans. I would do it even if it was done by ghosts! What? ! And the handsome guy? ? I wonder if there is still a shortage of people? ! When Fang Xixi went to work one day, the handsome man who didn't know his specific position in the school rolled his eyes and asked with a smile: "I heard that you are leaving your job?" Fang Xixi waved her hands hurriedly, she didn't mean she didn't! Man: "Just a reminder, your admissions performance has not passed. Of course, if you ask me, I can't help you." Fang Xixi: Dear readers, are there any students who have not yet enrolled in school? Come and fill out the form of interest. Our school has a good environment and good dormitories and canteens. The key is that as soon as you enroll in school, you will be given a black umbrella immediately. From now on, you don't have to be afraid of the sun in broad daylight! Don't miss it if you're passing by! Intention: to overcome thorns and thorns, and to be born toward the sun