When the Grandmaster Is Reborn as a Fraud

I can't guarantee regular updates, so I've asked my editor to remove the paid chapters. The earnings should be returned after a while, I guess. orz Blurb: As the undisputed greatest Taoist of the Great Ying Dynasty, Xue Huai travels a thousand years into the future and ends up a fake exorcist who gets by on his looks on a paranormal investigation show. In the original story, the production crew accidentally chose an extremely haunted site, exposing the original owner's fakery and ruining his reputation. Faced with a horde of ghosts charging at him from the sinister site, Daoist Xue casually tossed out a Five Thunder Talisman. It nearly scattered the ghosts' souls, and they immediately dropped to their knees and cried out for mercy: The ghosts: "Spare us, Ancestor!" Daoist Xue smiled faintly. "That's all?" The ghosts: We want to be reborn! We don't want to be ghosts anymore, boo-hoo QAQ Later, Daoist Xue became famous throughout the ghost world. Ghosts no longer dared linger among the living. They streamed into the underworld to compete for a chance at reincarnation, solving the underworld's urgent problem and greatly boosting the reincarnation department's KPIs. The underworld decided to award Daoist Xue a "Friend of the Underworld" medal and asked him to help a thousand-year-old Ghost King let go of his obsession and be reincarnated. To their surprise, Daoist Xue flatly refused: Daoist Xue admitted, "If he gets reincarnated, who will I live with?" The baleful aura around the Ghost King faded. He looked at Daoist Xue with boundless tenderness. "My obsession is him." The ghosts of the underworld: "???" Take note: 1. Once the book makes the rankings, it will update daily at 9 a.m. 2. It involves the entertainment industry and is just a feel-good, satisfying romance. 3. All supernatural concepts are entirely fictional and made up for this story (if you disagree, you're right). Upcoming novel, After Losing the Wealthy Family Battle, I Became an Immortal: As the rightful heir to a wealthy family, Wei Yiran is driven out of the family by the illegitimate son his father supported. In the end, all he can do is take over his maternal grandparents' business: A shabby little inn deep in the mountains, with holes in the roof that let in the rain. On his first day taking over the inn, Wei Yiran welcomes a suited-and-booted "guest" and an unexpected "inheritance": Guest: "Hello. Are you Wei Yiran, child of the Perfected Jade Flower?" Wei Yiran: "Maybe... I am?" Guest: "Well, I'm an official from the Celestial Court's Immortal Registry. The Perfected Jade Flower has fulfilled her karmic destiny and become an immortal. As her blood relative, you're also eligible for ascension. Please sign this form confirming your kinship, and report to the Celestial Court as soon as possible." Wei Yiran: "???" And then Wei Yiran becomes an immortal by running an inn and petting demons. Theme: When faced with hardship, keep searching for a way forward and a ray of light. Never surrender to the darkness.