[DC/Superman X Sandman] Science and Magic

An extremely rare pairing: Superman x Shazam, in a Superzam story using the Batson premise, with an older Batman and younger Superman. Superman: Help, urgent! What do I do? I just found out that my coworker of five years is the biological son of my partner! Batman: I got a partner fifteen years younger than me, and I always looked after him, until that guy hooked up with someone fifteen years younger than himself: the son I'd only just found. Billy: ??? My teammate is my dad? ??? Why are they fighting? ??? The setup is that Batman debuted at twenty-five (not really), making him fifteen years older than Superman and thirty years older than Billy. Superman debuted at twenty-five, around the same time as Batman, while Billy debuted at ten. The Justice League forms two years later. They've been coworkers for five years. Billy's secret identity is exposed at seventeen, and not long after, Billy discovers that Batman is his dad. Hahahahahahaha (laugh along with me) No romance before Billy is an adult. Once he's grown up, we get the everyday life of a pair of lovable idiots in love. Weekly updates, with regular Friday updates starting September 4. Theme: Loving you has everything to do with everything, and nothing to do with anything.