Even a Mentally Ill Person Wants to Be Cute

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Blurb:

The Mu family, one of the noble houses of the Interstellar Alliance, has been in turmoil lately.

The head of the Mu family has no ambitions in life beyond retiring and living off the fat of the land, so in his early forties, he's already started looking for a successor.

The eldest son keeps going on about being a cannon-fodder villain in a Dragon-Aotian novel, solemnly insisting he has an "Protagonist Comeback System."

The second son shouts that he's the vicious bottom who gets humiliated in a danmei power fantasy, and says he has some kind of "Green Tea Bottom System." He breaks down crying.

The youngest daughter complains that she's the tragic second female villain in a romance novel, and that she has a "Female Protagonist System." She looks worried.

The head of the Mu family: What a bunch of idiots. Throw them all in a mental hospital!

Just as he was giving up all hope, the head of the family suddenly remembered that he had another illegitimate son who'd been lost outside the family.

At long last, they found the illegitimate son.

Wouldn't you know it, he was a genuine lunatic who'd just been discharged from a mental hospital!

Mu Yancong, the youngest son: I have a System, too.

It's a Villain Boss System, and it's very high-level.

The head of the family: Heaven is destroying the Mu family.

The Villain Boss System's selection criteria: a tragic background, a good family, and an unstable mind.

Mu Yancong, an interstellar noble who was abandoned as a child, abused by his relatives, nearly killed close to twenty times, and left mentally unstable: Hm?

Villain Boss System: It's you! You're the big villain from now on. Come on, look menacing.

Mu Yancong (baring his teeth): Grr.

System: Haha... So scary...

Help, can I return him if I picked the wrong person?

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Coming soon: "My Paper-Doll Lover Is a Tsundere Chuunibyou"

In college, Su Weibai was obsessed with a full-dive romance game so obscure it had fallen through the floor. He wasn't interested in any of the four romanceable characters.

Instead, he fell for Susu, the chuunibyou cannon-fodder villain who kept shouting that he was going to destroy the world.

The little villain was adorable. One moment he'd say he was going to destroy this filthy, chaotic world, and the next his ears would turn red and he'd stumble over his words because Su Weibai had given him a cookie.

"If... if that's the case, then... destroying the world can wait another day."

Susu wasn't romanceable, but through Su Weibai's dogged persistence, a romance progress bar appeared above Susu's head, too.

The pink bar was already completely full the moment it appeared.

Sadly, their good times didn't last. An emergency struck Su Weibai's family, and he had no choice but to sell his full-dive headset.

He didn't even have time to say goodbye to the little villain.

One day, three years later, Su Weibai was surrounded by a group of burly men in black on his way home.

A person slowly got out of the car beside them. With raven hair and red eyes, and his chin tilted up in defiance, he looked just like that little villain.

As soon as he saw Su Weibai, his lips drooped, his red eyes full of hurt. "You told me to wait for you..."

"But it's been so long. Why haven't you come to see me?"

Susu is the crown prince of the demon clan. Ever since he became conscious of the world around him, he's hated it. From the time he could remember, he'd been plotting how to destroy it.

In his plans, the biggest obstacle was a human named Su Weibai.

This human was incredibly annoying to demons. He gave Susu delicious cookies, gently stroked his head, and praised him for being good and cute.

Worst of all, this human always smiled so beautifully! It was infuriating!

How was he supposed to destroy the world when this human was pestering him every day?

"Little Susu, wait here for a bit. I'll bring you a present when I get back."

At last, the clingy human was leaving. Susu watched him gradually disappear and chewed his cookie hard.

Hmph, how long is "a bit"?

A day passed. Susu felt lighter than he ever had before and took out his plan to start putting it into action.

A month passed. Susu put down the plan and crouched where he was, staring blankly at the place Su Weibai had left.

A year passed. Susu dismantled all the devices he'd set up and murmured hoarsely, "I won't destroy the world anymore. I'll be good. Why haven't you come to see me yet?"

Three years passed. Susu decided to go find Su Weibai.

"I want to be good, too. I want to wait for you to come back with a present."

"But I miss you so much."

"Please don't hate me."

Cheerful, kind-hearted, unlucky bottom x Tsundere, chuunibyou, obedient top

Theme: May love heal every misfortune