Humanity’s Lost Hope, Save Me

When Li Ji turned sixteen, she awakened a ridiculous ability: soul-swapping. From then on, she'd open her eyes and find herself in someone else's body. She joined the detective agency in hopes of getting her uncontrollable ability under control, but it still refused to cooperate. A chuuni spider boss, a ruthless boss obsessed with firing people, a diligent Port Mafia hat rack, a white-haired guy haunted by the god of poverty, a hard-working brain-flower... No, she absolutely refuses. "Mr. Dazai, save me! No Longer Human is the greatest ability in the world!" Luckily, although she's messed up a lot of people's plans, they're probably all in different worlds, so she's not afraid. Come and get me if you've got the guts! Hat Rack: "I'm from the same world as you." Li Ji: "..." Mr. Dazai, save me! Reader's guide: 1. Pairing: Dazai. 2. Silly premise, airheaded and sweet heroine, mindless fluff. 3. My writing skills are limited, so some characters may be out of character. Reading is supposed to be fun, so if you don't like it, just leave. You don't have to tell me you're dropping it. We're all lovely people, so let's part on good terms. Please add my upcoming story to your reading list: Personality Correction System Ling Lan is a Personality Correction System, responsible for turning Hosts with all kinds of problems into positive, upstanding young people. She's never failed, and has been voted one of the Top Ten Systems for years in a row. That is, until she transfers to the newly established Cursed Energy Department. She diligently tries to guide her Hosts onto the right path, but every attempt ends in failure. The Top Ten System's reputation is getting beaten to a pulp. Furious, she finally decides to take matters into her own hands and make them obey through force. What do you do when a Host won't listen? They're probably just being naughty. Give them a beating and they'll be fine. Theme: Good people don't have the worst luck