The Villain Family’s Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Daughter

My upcoming stories, "Transmigrate into a Book as a Little Princess in the Cold Palace and Become Everyone's Favorite" and "I Own a Feng Shui Shop," are now open for preorders. Please add them to your collection!

++++++Story Blurb: Shen Jiujiu is a lingzhi mushroom spirit who has cultivated for 350 years. One day, she transmigrates into a book and becomes the three-and-a-half-year-old legitimate daughter of the regent, with three loving older brothers.

The eldest brother became Minister of Revenue at a young age. To him, bolts of silk worth ten thousand taels were nothing more than toys for Shen Jiujiu to tear up. The second brother is a far-sighted strategist, yet every day he has to play hide-and-seek with Shen Jiujiu, and she's so good at it that he never finds her. The third brother became a Cavalry General before he was twenty, and outsiders call him the Cold-Faced General. What they don't know is that when he's with Shen Jiujiu, he smiles so broadly his eyes disappear.

But the kinder the regent and her three brothers are to Shen Jiujiu, the more unhappy she becomes, because she knows her father is the book's greatest villain: he scorns imperial authority and has everything under his thumb. In the end, her father and brothers will all be torn apart by horses at the hands of the puppet emperor, who seems innocent of worldly affairs but is actually sinister and ruthless. They will die without even a proper burial.

Shen Jiujiu puts on a solemn little face and uses all her strength to offer her favorite pastries to the sinister young emperor. Her words are still slurred: "Big brother, big brother, have some."

The sinister young emperor glances at the chubby little girl by his feet, whose legs look like lotus roots, and snorts. He only pretends to be innocent of worldly affairs. The girl before him really is, and all she knows how to do is eat.

"Big... brother, is it tasty?" Shen Jiujiu tilts her head and asks with bright, wide eyes.

The little emperor looks at the pastry covered in Shen Jiujiu's saliva and says disdainfully, "It's covered in spit."

Though he complains, he quickly eats the pastry Shen Jiujiu offered him.

Please add my new stories to your collection: "Transmigrate into a Book as a Little Princess in the Cold Palace and Become Everyone's Favorite," "After Leaving the Industry, I Became a Hit in Entertainment with Metaphysics," and "My Archenemy Lost His Memory, So I..."

Upcoming Story 1: "Transmigrate into a Book as a Little Princess in the Cold Palace and Become Everyone's Favorite"

+++++++Shen Miaomiao is a little cat. She's good at acting cute and cuddly, and being aloof and proud is a piece of cake, too. She has her many human servants wrapped around her little paw and has reached the pinnacle of cat life. But what goes up must come down. One day, the big shot of the cat world, Shen Miaomiao, transmigrates into a book as the little princess born to a disgraced empress confined in the Cold Palace.

There are no fish treats or canned cat food in the Cold Palace. She can't even get enough to eat or stay warm.

Shen Miaomiao can't stand living in hardship. She has to find herself a human servant!

Later on,

The walls of the Cold Palace are lined with the most powerful people in the imperial family, and even the emperor anxiously paces outside.

The First Prince: "Miaomiao, call me big brother and I'll give you all the silver notes Mother Consort gave me!"

The Second Prince: "Miaomiao, call me big brother and I'll give you my favorite thousand-li horse!"

Even the Ninth Prince, who has just turned six, brings a ladder and climbs up to the Cold Palace wall. "Miaomiao, call me big brother. I'll... I'll give you pastries!"

Shen Miaomiao becomes everyone's favorite and lives a comfortable life. Unfortunately, no matter what she tries, she can't get Li Qichi, the adopted son of the Princess Royal's household, to become her human servant. Shen Miaomiao gives up on him and spends her days playing with the other children instead.

Then, just a few days later,

Li Qichi, who always spoke coldly to her and never gave her a kind look, appears with fish treats. With a chilly, awkward expression, he says:

"Call me big brother, and I'll give you fish treats every day."

Wow! Shen Miaomiao knew there was no one who couldn't love her!

Upcoming Story 2: "After Leaving the Industry, I Became a Hit in Entertainment with Metaphysics"

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When Xu Yi'an wakes up, she has crossed a thousand years and become a female star hated by the whole internet. So she promptly leaves the entertainment industry and goes home to run a feng shui shop. When netizens hear that she's quit, they clap their hands in approval.

The shop is run-down, and there's even an old man openly setting up a fortune-telling stall outside the door.

Xu Yi'an says none of that is a problem! As the great Imperial Preceptor, she'll make sure the feng shui shop thrives.

Before long, the celebrities who used to look down on Xu Yi'an come to her for advice. Billionaires treat her with the utmost respect. Netizens even beg her online to return to the spotlight! The feng shui shop becomes a popular check-in spot, too.

The neighbors go from being shocked to numb acceptance. What can you do? The owner is just that capable!

At first, Xu Yi'an only wanted to run her feng shui shop well. She never expected to become a top-tier star. Even more absurdly, the Great Emperor of Fengdu refuses to leave her shop.

Xu Yi'an looks at the incomparably dignified man before her, feeling quite troubled. "Great Emperor of Fengdu, my shop is too small. It really can't accommodate you."

As soon as she finishes speaking, the Great Emperor of Fengdu waves a hand, and the feng shui shop becomes more magnificent than a palace.

"I can't afford to hire you," Xu Yi'an says again.

Stacks of banknotes pile up throughout the shop.

"I'm easy to take care of." The man gazes intently at Xu Yi'an as if she were a rare treasure.

Well, what else can Xu Yi'an say? She might as well let him stay.

Upcoming Story 3: "My Archenemy Lost His Memory, So I..."

Princess Anhe and Young Marquis Xie can't stand each other. Every time they meet, they end up arguing. But fate has a sense of humor: an imperial decree of marriage drops out of nowhere and leaves them both stunned.

Princess Anhe refuses to marry her archenemy, so she goes to the palace in the middle of the night and asks the emperor to revoke the decree. But, by bad luck, the carriage goes too fast and Princess Anhe hits her head against a pillar. She loses her memory!+

Young Marquis Xie doesn't even blush as he tells the amnesiac Princess Anhe, "We grew up together, childhood sweethearts and inseparable. You love me dearly and once declared you'd marry no one but me. You even make pastries for me every day."+

The amnesiac Princess Anhe is doubtful, but when Young Marquis Xie shows her the imperial decree, she finally believes him.+

Young Marquis Xie happily enjoys the tender affection of his former archenemy.++

Until one day, Princess Anhe regains her memory. Remembering all the times Xie Yangzhi tricked her, she feels sick with rage.+

Heaven must have taken pity on her. Xie Yangzhi falls from his horse while hunting and loses his memory, too!+

Princess Anhe looks at Xie Yangzhi's watery eyes and smiles brightly. "We've known each other since childhood and grew up together. You love me dearly and will marry no one but me. What's more, you always do as I say. If I tell you to go west, you never go east. Understand?"+

Bonus Scene:

Princess Anhe watches with a look of utter despair as Xie Yangzhi follows right behind her into the room. Unable to take it anymore, she says, "I'm going to bed. Why are you following me?"

Xie Yangzhi blinks his watery eyes and replies aggrievedly, "I have nowhere to go..."

Anhe's heart softens, and she lets him in.

Early the next morning, Princess Anhe angrily pounds the bed. She has really trapped herself with her own scheme. Beside her, Xie Yangzhi hears the noise and opens his eyes, the corners of his mouth lifting in a satisfied smile.

Theme: Wherever you are, cherish peace, be united and kind, and treasure family bonds.