The Monster Is So Good at Acting Cute!

For eight generations, Shen Jiang's family had been exorcists, vanquishing demons and monsters and taking on all kinds of supernatural work. But by Shen Jiang's generation, all that remained as the family heirloom was an oil-paper umbrella.

Things started going wrong when Shen Jiang noticed that the floor at home had suddenly become damp.

Dirty patches of water kept appearing around the house. Sometimes, in the middle of the night, Shen Jiang would hear the sound of water dripping outside the door.

So that very night, Shen Jiang grabbed a flashlight and thrust it forcefully toward the source of the noise--

And saw a boy sitting on the floor, wringing out a rag and staring at him with a silly expression.

Shen Jiang: ???

What is this thing?

To his surprise, the little boy sobbed and hid behind the oil-paper umbrella, peeking out with a little head and looking at him pitifully.

"I'm sorry. I just wanted to help you."

**

Umbrella-dwelling spirits are a strange kind of little monster. They live beneath the edges of umbrellas and accompany the people who carry them.

When it rains, they come out to bless the umbrella's owner.

Shen Jiang always thought he'd met a delicate little ghost who needed protecting.

That is, until he was lucky enough to see this supposedly gentle and adorable little spirit from the legends swallow a terrifying evil spirit whole, baring a mouthful of sharp teeth.

Shen Jiang: ...

How is this relationship supposed to work? At this rate, I might end up dead.

#About how my wife can eat me in one bite#

A crafty, seemingly harmless bottom who plays the fool x a gentle, calculating top with a heart harder than iron

Tips:

The bottom plays the fool. He's incredibly powerful, but acts like a harmless little flower in front of the top.

The goal is to spoil each other. Mutual spoiling is the absolute best!!

Content warnings:

1. Top-focused story, one-on-one. Shen Jiang is the top.

2. Both the top and the bottom are incredibly strong. Being powerful and being a clingy sweetheart aren't mutually exclusive.

3. The whole story is satisfying and sweet, sweet, sweet. It's full of candy, so dig in without worry.

4. If you don't like it, please leave. Don't insult people or make personal attacks. Let's all enjoy the story in peace.

Blurb screenshotted and posted to Weibo on July 8, 2020.

Theme: Cute and adorable, with not a thought in their heads