Everyone's Shipping Her with Her Sons (Ancient to Modern)

Coming soon: Death Is Three and a Half Years Old (Transmigrate into a Book) (So cute, but not a single brain cell). Please add it to your reading list.

Su Wanyang, the ruthless female general who killed countless enemies for the Great Qi, retired and entered the palace to raise the old emperor's sons. She managed to raise them all to death in just the second year. The throne fell to Su Wanyang, who worked herself to death less than three days later. Then she transmigrated into a girl group member notorious for her scandals.

The old emperor and his sons came along too.

Su Wanyang: Don't worry. I'm just a weakling now. I can't even lift a knife.

The sons: Weakling Empress Mother, could you put down the kitchen knife in your hand first?

The old emperor: My wife has turned into my daughter. At least my life is safe.

Su Wanyang, who had been so obscure she might as well have fallen through the earth, suddenly became famous. The whole internet started shipping her with her sons.

CP Fan No. 1: What an immortal sibling romance! I've found the real thing!

CP Fan No. 2: Look how perfect they are together! Just! Look!

CP Fan No. 3: I might be fake, but they have to be real!

In the end, even Luo Nanan, a top-tier star and hugely popular idol, became one of Su Wanyang's shippers: "I'd sooner believe the Yellow River has no water than believe Wanyang and Nanan aren't together!"

The whole internet was left with question marks: Is it really okay for the guy himself to be leading the ship?

CP fans fought tooth and nail every day: You'd be letting us moms down if you didn't get married.

The national little brother, a music legend, a top screenwriter...: Cut it out, okay? She's my Empress Mother.

Empress Mother... Mother?!!!

Wanyang-Nanan CP fans: Is he a son too?

Luo Nanan smiled. "They're my sons too."

In this superficial entertainment industry, Luo Nanan was a rare breath of fresh air: noble as jade, gentle and tender, with a manner as elusive as mist, rain, and wind. Everything about him was surface-level, except for his love for Su Wanyang.

He'd loved her for twelve years. It was etched into his bones, an illness beyond cure.

Back then, he was a eunuch.

Now he wasn't. He'd grown what he needed, and his desire was burning hot.

[A low-IQ, brainless, face-slapping story about taking down scumbags. The heroine has an insanely powerful golden finger, and the entertainment industry belongs to her.]

[Before transmigrating, the male lead was a eunuch. He's psychologically ill and obsessively devoted to the heroine, a gentle blade.]

[The sons have absolutely no blood relation to the heroine. They're all stepchildren!]

[The characters are not based on real people! No real-life models! None!]

Blurb for Death Is Three and a Half Years Old (Transmigrate into a Book):

Bai Doudou graduated from the Grim Reaper training class. To find her head, she started her new job by transmigrating into a book.

On Halloween, a crowd of little monsters and demons gathered outside a kindergarten. Only one little girl looked normal: a pink, puffy princess dress, a fair little face, soft and adorable.

But it was drizzling that day. All the other children had little umbrellas, while she carried a huge scythe that weighed her down so much she could barely walk steadily.

The little girl wasn't a kindergarten student. The teacher asked her, "Who are you looking for, sweetie?"

Bai Doudou: "I'm looking for my head... Grandpa."

**

Bai Doudou was later taken home by her eccentric "grandpa," Third Master Lu.

Third Master Lu: "Can you do anything besides swing a scythe?"

Bai Doudou thought hard. "I can scare people too."

She climbed out of the LCD television, but halfway through... Third Master Lu turned it off, leaving Bai Doudou awkwardly stuck there.

She stayed stuck all night. When morning came, Bai Doudou reached out with her chubby little hands. "Grandpa, carry me."

She was clearly terribly upset, and her big eyes were full of tears, but she stubbornly refused to cry.

Third Master Lu patted her head. "Little kids can cry when they want to."

Bai Doudou looked troubled. "But the principal said Grim Reapers have to be fierce and can't cry."

**

After living with Grandpa for a while, Bai Doudou discovered that Third Master Lu had a shocking secret no one else knew.

Bai Doudou: "Grandpa, are you not human either?"

Third Master Lu replied calmly, "Mm. I'm the Ghost King."

He transmigrated into a book to overcome his fear of ghosts.

Bai Doudou took off her fake head. "Aren't you scared of me, Grandpa?"

Third Master Lu only smiled.

He'd never seen such a cute little ghost.

#Adorable everyday adventures searching for her head, and the heroine heals everyone#

#She really is looking for her head, and Grandpa is just a step-grandpa#

#Grandpa is the male lead, and he is not related to the heroine by blood#

#Not much romance yet. She's still little, so there's no rush. Let her grow a bit first#

Theme: A daughter should stand strong.