[Enter v on 8.25 This Sunday, 40 chapters will be updated that day, and the main text will be completed in place~an early dog-blood text, periodic 1v1. Attack and suffering are not related by blood.
[Recommend the completed articles "There's Someone in My Heart" and "Death Spin"]
Song Huizhi never expected that he would fall in love with his brother, who grew up with him in an orphanage, nor did he expect that his brother and sister-in-law would pass away in a car accident, leaving behind a five-year-old child.
What he didn't expect was that more than ten years later, in a rainy cemetery, the boy he had raised would touch his cheek with a bright red palm print with his tongue, and said to him mockingly:
"Little uncle, it turns out that you were so proactive that day because you recognized me as him."
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On New Year's Eve, Song Huizhi and Sheng Ling squeezed into a single bed in their grandma's old house.
Song Huizhi said: "Your impulse towards me comes from the excitement brought by taboos. The more you are forbidden to do something, the more you want to do it. It is essentially adolescent rebellion."
Sheng Ling stared at him in the darkness and slowly climbed on top of him: "Then you just try to satisfy me. Maybe if you get it, I won't want it anymore?"
Song Huizhi glanced at him without comment.
Just say: "Get down."
Pre-release of "So I'm Not a Mental Illness" on tape
Lin Jianyuan, 25 years old, is a social worker. Ever since I fainted after working overtime and was sent to the hospital, I have seen many strange things every day.
Such as the vines emerging from the pupils of my colleagues' eyeballs.
For example, the boss ruptured his trachea and spit out a frog during a meeting.
For example, after commuting for 2 hours, I finally got home from get off work and opened the door with my tired body, only to find a pink independent digestive system opening and closing its mouth with a smile and saying to him:
You are back.
Do you take a shower and eat first, or me?
Lin Jianyuan: Isn't it still raw when you act like this? How do you eat it?
Lin Jianyuan suspected that his brain was burned out. When he went to the hospital, the doctor said that he might be too tired from work and stayed up too late to have hallucinations.
Doctor: Don't feel any psychological pressure. Just relax.
Lin Jianyuan breathed a sigh of relief: It turns out I am mentally ill.
After being diagnosed with mental illness, Lin Jianyuan became energetic.
A colleague said that his eyes were getting blurry when looking at the computer and he felt like he was going blind. He used his backhand to pull out the squeaking vines. My colleague's eyes, which take up half of his face, have become dazzling again, and he can now work passionately on the computer with 31 fingers.
The boss had to have a meeting after get off work, and the little mouth on his throat kept spitting out frogs. Lin Jianyuan caught them in a net and took the frogs all over the floor back for extra meals, which he treated as overtime pay in kind. The digestive system said it was okay after eating, and would rub him with his throat at night, making him wet and cold like some kind of reptile. Cute.
... Yes, even the unfamiliar digestive system at home seemed more and more cute to him the more he looked at it. One day I even started to think, well, I have a mouth after all. A kiss?
Lin Jianyuan gradually came to terms with his mental illness, and his life was getting better and better.
Until one day, the Special Heresy Administration came to his door and asked him in shock:
Did you tear the A-level heretic [Eye Vine] into pieces?
Did you kill the S-class heretic [Vomit]? ?
Lin Jianyuan: Heresy? What heresy? You say my colleague and boss are heretics, then what is my digestive system wife?
Lin Jianyuan pulled out his wife who was shyly hiding behind him.
Administration: ...
Super S-class alert! Requesting support from high-level combatants! Regional severe pollution warning! Disperse the civilians! Disperse the civilians! Disperse the civilians! ! !
Lin Jianyuan:?
It turns out I'm not mentally ill.
But Lin Jianyuan thought for a while and thought that his wife was still his wife. After all, he had kissed her on the lips. He protected his wife behind him and said: Baby, don't be afraid. I protect you.
A huge flesh-red shadow is revealing its true form: ... Hmm. (Shy)
So the management office watched helplessly as the pollution level on the instrument disappeared instantly.
Authority:?
No, wife? ? ?
Do you call that super S-class heretic [Evil Realm] your wife? !
1. My wife is the attacker
2. This article is also called "My Digestive System [Love]"
Purpose: We must stick to our true intentions and be kind to others in the face of adversity.