The Little Raccoon Only Wants to Farm

Xie Ran is a little raccoon spirit who has cultivated for over a thousand years. When he was undergoing his tribulation to ascend, his original form's eye sockets were too dark and its eyebrows and mouth too white. In the night, the drunken Lord of Thunder and Mother of Lightning mistook him for a skeleton spirit. The two had a grudge against the White Bone Demon, so they immediately struck him with a barrage of thunder and lightning. Only after they were done did they realize their mistake. Poor Xie Ran had already turned into a wisp of black smoke and crossed over to another world.

When Xie Ran landed, he was a bear who couldn't fly. He thought he was sure to hit the ground and turn into a pancake, but a human cushion broke his fall and saved his bear life.

Xie Ran was a grateful little raccoon. Dragging his unconscious human cushion by one leg, he set off to find a doctor for him...

An unprecedented three-month polar night struck. The plants and animals on Earth underwent horrifying mutations, began devouring humans, and became the world's most terrifying aberrant monsters.

Humanity's survival bases kept shrinking. Driven by the desperate will to survive, humans began to evolve.

Nie Chuan, the most powerful evolved being at the R City base, perished alongside a 3S-class aberrant monster, a blue-striped centipede. He thought he had left this world for good, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a different space...

A gentle voice came from above. "Good boy, help Daddy stack the bags of rice and flour neatly. The apocalypse is coming, so we need to store lots and lots of food."

Nie Chuan: ???

Since when did I get a dad???

A sweet, airheaded raccoon spirit bottom with a bit of cunning x a crazy base bigshot top who pretends to be a weakling

* A goofy story, with a rather uneven writing style, featuring various natural disasters, mutated plants and animals to fight, farming, and base-building. O_o

The synopsis was screenshotted on 2020/06/30. Stealing the concept will be pursued.

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■ "Escape from Evil God Island"

There is an isolated island in the middle of the sea called Evil God Island. Legend has it that anyone near death might end up there by accident. Each time they clear one of the island's scenarios, they get one chance to survive.

Su Bai had been able to see things that weren't human since he was little, and spent many years locked in a mental hospital. After finally climbing over the wall and escaping, he wound up on Evil God Island.

Su Bai: "…" For crying out loud.

After a thick fog rolled in, three ghost brides dressed in red appeared before Su Bai, exuding an eerie aura.

They each asked him to choose which one was the real ghost bride. Choose wrong, and he would die.

Su Bai flipped the table. "Is this a beauty pageant? I'm the prettiest one here."

And then...

He was collectively chosen by the island's lurking monsters to become their prospective bride.

Su Bai: "…" For crying out loud.

Watching dozens of red ghost ships drift toward him from the middle of the sea, each with a monster in wedding clothes standing aboard, he wrapped both arms around the railing and straddled the stern, about to jump into the sea. "Let's see who can stop me now! Who can stop me?!"

The monsters laughed. "Sweetheart, don't be difficult. You know that even if you fall in, I can fish you right back out."

"…"

Su Bai gave up on jumping into the sea and began plotting against the ghosts instead. With his pretty, delicate face, he sat on the railing and deliberately swung his snowy-white legs. The monsters' eyes turned red.

He smiled. "If you want to marry me, prove you've got what it takes. I'll only marry the strongest one among you."

The monsters in wedding clothes immediately bared their teeth and wrestled each other into a brawl.

The other players: "…? That works?"

Until...

The top-level boss of Evil God Island appeared, dressed in a vivid red wedding robe and holding a phoenix crown. He grabbed a monster by the neck with his bare hand and snapped it. The other monsters began trembling with fear.

He reverently and obsessively kissed Su Bai's snowy-white ankle, then coaxed him softly with a smile. "How about marrying me?"

Su Bai: "…" ???

Sorry, the user you've been flirting with has jumped into the sea. Aaaah, get your tentacles off me!

A gorgeous, shameless heartthrob bottom who loves to stir things up x a gloomy, cold-blooded tentacle monster top

# Come on, let's get wild. There are plenty of monsters to go around.

# A terrible hand of cards becomes a royal flush because the bottom knows how to flirt.

Screenshotted on 2022.05.09

Theme: No matter what happens, stay optimistic.