Every Cultivator Is a Handsome Man

Yan Qing transmigrates into a Mary Sue-style xianxia world.

System: A stunningly handsome man is about to spend a night of passion with you.

Yan Qing: This kind of good thing happens?

System: But the censorship rules have blocked the scene, so everything below the neck is off-limits. You must now change the plot and prevent any censored scenes. Otherwise, once one happens, you'll lose everything below your neck.

Yan Qing: "...You mean?"

System: That's right, you'll be left with just a head.

Yan Qing: "..." Damn it!

When the number-one handsome man is bound and sent to her in a seductive pose, Yan Qing drools. "Beautiful, truly beautiful." Then, with tears in her eyes, she spends the whole night talking to him: "Tell me, if our flying speed, spells, and cultivation levels are all the same, how can we fly faster on our swords?"

Hua Junfei: "...?"

When she meets the number-two handsome man in a secret realm, he has been poisoned with an aphrodisiac and is clutching his collar like a chaste hero.

Yan Qing covers her eyes and ears with tears in her eyes, then draws a protective circle around herself. "Do whatever you want. You could scream your lungs out and I still wouldn't hear you, but don't come rushing at me, okay? My sword is very fast."

Yin Chenjue: "...?"

When it gets to the number-three, number-four, number-five... Yan Qing can't take it anymore. "Damn it, how many handsome men are there!?"

System: Every other person in the cultivation world is handsome.

Yan Qing: "Are they all involved with me somehow?"

System: If you want them to be, they can be. But you can't. You understand why.

Yan Qing raises her sword and stabs at the sky. "I'm tired. Let this cultivation world be destroyed."

A female demon has recently appeared out of nowhere in the cultivation world. She has extraordinary talent and a ruthless nature, and she's even harsher on herself than she is on others. Sometimes, while training, she ends up with only her head left.

Even more amazingly, a crowd of devoted handsome men follows wherever she goes.

Yan Qing: "Go away, go away! Don't try to seduce me with your looks! I just grew this body back! At least let me use it for a few days!"

Blurb written on September 30, 2021

Theme: Just have fun