Even Dazai Couldn’t Have Seen That Coming

/Please check out my ongoing story, "What Could a Cat Possibly Do Wrong? [Crossover: Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen]"/ A reminder right up front: the pairing is Chuuya. Even Dazai never could have guessed that her wish was... ★ One-on-one romance, paired with the orange-haired executive. ★ Cover art by @CatJuice. ★ This story goes completely off the rails, with a dense succession of love triangles and dramatic breakups. The heroine follows her heart and is doted on by everyone. /Upcoming secondary project: "My Game's Secret Identities Absolutely Cannot Be Exposed [Crossover]"/ Chu Tao opens her newly acquired game and jumps right into her familiar antics. The fifteen-year-old orange-haired boy is so cute. If I can't romance him, I'll just adopt him as my son. I'll claim all of Yokohama for myself. Port Mafia boss, would you consider stepping down and letting someone more capable take over? The black-haired guy with bandages I fished out of the water is exactly my type. I'll raise him, I'll raise him! After a fun day, Chu Tao puts away her game console and looks up, feeling perfectly content Huh? Why does that petite member of the black gang across the street look so much like a side character in my game? Are game companies really this bold nowadays, using real gangsters as their models? ...Wait, that's not a model. That's the actual person?!! Have the games I've played merged with reality?! Familiar game characters start appearing one after another, each trying to figure out how she is connected to their secret identities. Chu Tao grips the game console full of her audacious exploits and feels like the world is going dark. N-no need to panic! She's just an innocent high school girl passing through. There's no way anyone will find out who she is! /Original xianxia story: "After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became the Ancestor of the Immortal Realm"/ Blurb: What's it like to transmigrate into a book at the wrong point in the timeline? As requested: I'm in ancient times, just entering the mountains. I have to figure out the cultivation methods myself and rely on martial arts in a fight. No cultivators or spells in sight, just people pulling each other's hair. I measure my strength and decide to lie flat. I coast along, waiting to die, and enjoy life as a happy slacker. Qing Tianyu is busy cultivating every day, working hard and studying diligently, trying to bring the conveniences of modern life to the ancient cultivation world. Then she turns around without warning, and her master points to a group of children and says he's taken them in as her disciples. Qing Tianyu: ... But all she wants is to be a slacker! She doesn't want to run a kindergarten! Qing Tianyu is perfectly happy with her life. Her disciples are all filial, obedient, capable, and sensible. Qing Tianyu nods with satisfaction: It's time to return to my slacker ways! But just as the succession ceremony is ready to begin, the successor she'd chosen runs off to start his own sect! What a disgrace to the sect! Qing Tianyu sheds tears like a lazy fish, hands the sect leader's position to her eldest disciple, then turns around and goes into secluded cultivation. By the time she emerges, the story has reached the beginning of the original novel. She looks around in a daze The villainous demon sect leader is the successor she favored, but who ran away. The head of the Immortal Realm's greatest righteous sect is her eldest disciple. The legendary great cultivator, known by reputation but never seen, is the master who found her. The great figures of the cultivation world are her old friends. Qing Tianyu: ... Is this what they call the protagonist's script...? ★ Raising disciples in the first half, romance in the second. Theme: Courage is the first step toward success.