After 5T5 Transmigrated into My Family's Badminton Shuttlecock

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"Recommending my friend's novel, It's Hard to Get Out of Marrying 5t5, by He Jianxun"

Lately, I've developed a condition called "Everything Looks Like Gojo Satoru Syndrome." It all started a couple days ago, when the badminton shuttlecock at my house suddenly flew into the sky all by itself.

After that, my tissue box, light bulbs, the broccoli and enoki mushrooms I bought for hot pot, all started looking like Gojo Satoru. In the end, even my dog caught it. He learned to wear sunglasses, play video games, and talk like a cat, and he bewitched every stray cat on the next street. They spend all day lining up outside my house to see him.

I could live with all that.

But then one day, I discovered that while I was out, my dog had used my computer to send a private message to some unknown overseas account:

[I'm Gojo Satoru. I've actually transmigrated. I have billions in assets in Tokyo, and I urgently need 100,000 yuan to buy back my life-size figure. Transfer the money to this account: xxxxxxx. Once it's done, I'll perform a trick that makes a person appear out of thin air, and open your eyes to the world.]

...Wait, why did they actually send the money?

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[Blurb screenshotted on 1/21]

Pairing: A silly, adorable, overworked Chinese girl × the strongest sorcerer, who accidentally broke through the dimensional wall.

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My name is Shiohana Haruno. When I was fifteen, my hair suddenly turned into three golden doughnuts overnight. After that, I was haunted by an evil spirit I couldn't shake off.

My childhood friend, Geto Suguru, told me it was a sign that my cursed energy had awakened. He happily invited me to join him at Tokyo Jujutsu High. I turned him down because just a month earlier, I'd received an offer from Heartbeat Inc. They wanted me to become a yangge star in Yokohama, so I skipped school.

I have a secret no one knows: every night, I dream that I become a little Italian boy with black hair and green eyes. He looks a lot like me and has the same great dream. The only difference is that he's three years younger than I am.

Then one day, I suddenly ran into him in real life.

Wait, why has your hair turned into doughnuts too?

Mini scene:

I crouched on the ground, bored, looking at the adorable golden evil spirit in front of me. Unable to resist, I poked it (in the chest).

"Hey, what's your name?"

It immediately snuggled up close and whispered in my ear.

It said its name was Gold Experience Alpha.

Wait, does my corpus luteum have an Omega version too?

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1. Yangge is a Chinese folk dance. In Japanese, it sounds like "mafia."

2. The heroine's Stand is called Gold Experience, abbreviated as "corpus luteum." [It's just an abbreviation, no lewd jokes, please!] Unlike Giorno's Stand, this one is a muscle-bound hunk like Star Platinum (not).

3. A silly, self-indulgent story. Gender-swapped JoJo protagonist. Pairing undecided. Letting loose.

Theme: Silly stories of putting 5t5 through the wringer, using every method imaginable.