There's Always a Hot Guy Covering My Mouth

[Upcoming: Surviving the Warring States Period by Getting Hot Men to Tip Me]

[Completed: You Yokohama People Are All Like This?; My Little Brother the Enemy Blade; My Lord's Honmaru Is a Little Strange]

Blurb:

Inoue Chika collapsed from overusing his ability while helping the Sheep steal supplies.

He received a [Star Quote System].

By collecting Star Points, he could draw [Quote Blind Boxes]. They could not only help with his inability to speak, but also support or weaken allies and enemies, depending on the blind box series.

After unlocking the shop, he drew a blind box from the [Tea Talk] series.

Eager to show off to his friends, he went over to them

A certain gravity user: “Hey, are you even listening? Keep spacing out and I'll throw you out of here!”

Inoue: “Wow~ giegie, you're so amazing. You're so handsome even when you're angry, and you even said you'd throw me out~”

[Congratulations on unlocking a new quote. Ally attack power increased by 20%.]

Then the other guy squeezed his face until it swelled up.

Inoue Chika: Love is shattered (falling into darkness)

A certain gravity user: “Shut up.”

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Inoue Chika refused to give up, so when he helped someone subdue a special-grade cursed spirit, he opened fire again.

You drew a blind box from the [Lotus Talk] series.

[New quote unlocked. Ally movement speed increased by 50%.]

Inoue: “So fast! Geto, you're so fast! How can you be this fast? Can you teach me?”

Geto: “...Could you be quiet?”

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Later, Inoue Chika finally began to study the quote blind box shop in earnest.

He discovered that in addition to the [Yin-Yang Talk], [Tea Talk], [Lotus Talk], and [Domineering Talk] blind boxes, there was also a special series:

[Hot Character Quote Blind Boxes]

Answer five multiple-choice questions about the same character to redeem a box. Along with unlocking the character's memory fragments, you also have a chance to get character-related items and bonus skills.

Soon, he successfully got [The Six-Eyed Divine Child's Blindfold].

[The Six-Eyed Divine Child's Blindfold]: When worn, creates an absolute defense with a 1 cm radius around the wearer. Duration: 10 minutes. Cooldown: 48 hours.

Inoue Chika: This is great, this is great (seal clapping)

But just as the effect entered cooldown and he was about to take it off his wrist

He lifted the blindfold slightly and suddenly met a pair of clear, pale-blue eyes inside it.

Inoue Chika: ...

[PS: If one day you take off your blindfold and accidentally find an eye inside, don't panic. It may be the previous owner dropping by to check on their “treasure.”]

(Skit)

Jogo: So, did you get Sukuna's fingers?

Mahito: I did, but it looks like he got sealed again.

Jogo: What? That's impossible!

Mahito: But I really can't untie this white bandage wrapped around the outside. Why don't you try?

[The Filthy Black Slime's Bandages]: Makes all attacks ineffective. A single-use special item that permanently binds its target upon use.

[PS: What? You still want to undo it? Go talk to the filthy black slime yourself.]

*The character abilities included with the [Hot Character Quote Blind Boxes] are modified versions.

Theme: The power of words can save the world