I Sent the CEO to Prison

Xiang Qinghui is a D-list star who suddenly transmigrates into the brainless villainess she once played, and somehow gains the heroine's halo. A crowd of CEOs invite her: "Want to fall in love? The heart-and-body-torturing kind, the kind where we rip out your heart and kidneys." Xiang Qinghui: "...How about going to prison? The kind that upholds the core socialist values." ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ Here is the detailed version: Xiang Qinghui is a specialist in playing brainless villainesses, a star so far below D-list she barely counts. One day, she transmigrates into the shrewish sister-in-law from the annual drama she starred in, and spends every day making life difficult for her pregnant sister-in-law who ran away from home. Who knew that on the very first day after transmigrating, she would learn she'd been honorably dismissed from her position as a rich, beautiful heiress? On top of that, she gets handed a fake-heiress script too: a young lady abandoned at her wedding, who suddenly becomes the village belle in the countryside. From then on, she has to look after a powerful man who has accidentally lost his memory and is too frail to care for himself, deal with a whole host of awful relatives from the plot, and contend with a bonus group of mentally ill domineering CEOs. These CEOs use love as a pretext, but the roles they give her are those of a substitute lover, a woman taken by force, or a human organ donor: all the "heart-wrenching, soul-stirring" heroine roles from angsty romances. Unfortunately for them, they have run into Xiang Qinghui, whose fighting ability is off the charts. Not only does she tear those scripts to shreds, she turns right around and sends the CEOs a prison package deal. Watching the CEOs in prison, their eyes full of disbelief and heartbreak, Xiang Qinghui smiles and waves goodbye. She hopes they make good use of their time inside and try to become decent human beings first. Warnings: 1. This may be a very episodic story, with lots of little stories woven into it. The outline has changed, and the story is quite different from what I originally planned. 2. The heroine is a great fighter, but not particularly bright. She's also impulsive and rash, and will resort to violence at the slightest provocation. Neither the male nor female lead is perfect, so please proceed with caution if that bothers you. 3. There are showbiz and livestreaming elements. Both leads have enormous golden fingers, and the romance takes up a relatively small portion of the story. Everything is designed to be satisfying. 4. The domineering CEOs from these old-school stories aren't very smart. Don't take that too seriously, since the author isn't very bright either. 5. This overworked office worker just wants to write a fun, satisfying story. The plot has flaws, and the leads aren't very smart either. You don't need to think too hard while reading, or it'll just be painful for both of us. 6. My writing isn't great, and I like to let loose. This is also my first time writing a romance. If it's not to your taste, just click the X. Please don't get angry easily; anger is bad for your health. Here are some upcoming stories. Little angels are welcome to add them to their collections: 1. The Heroine's Fight for Survival [Quick Transmigration] These days, transmigration and rebirth are all the rage. Side characters have to rise up, cannon fodder has to fight back, and everyone has to change the plot, turn their fate around, and become a winner in life. But the original heroine got the worst of it! Qiu Hua is a heroine with a bizarre golden finger, an odd way of thinking, and a constant risk of dying a violent death. In every world, she is fighting for survival and doing whatever it takes to stay alive. The villainess can steal the male lead, the male lead can decide to love the villainess, and whoever wants to become superior to everyone else can do as they please. But if you want me dead, then none of you are getting out alive either. In short, this is the story of a weak and helpless heroine doing whatever she can to survive in different worlds, and eventually becoming a big shot. 2. Supernatural Romance: The Cannon-Fodder Ex-Wife Is a Celestial Master Li Zhenyue is an obscure cultivator who only wants to catch ghosts, make money, and become a celestial master. By accident, she transmigrates into the role of a cannon-fodder ex-wife, currently sobbing and refusing to divorce. On the table lies a generous divorce agreement. In front of her stands a handsome CEO who looks at her with undisguised impatience. "I'm telling you to pack your things and get out of the Gu family. Even if I spend the rest of my life alone, I will never fall in love with you." Overjoyed, Li Zhenyue signs her name in one smooth stroke. Still acting all meek and fragile, she says, "Then thank you, Mr. Gu." Later, Mr. Gu encounters countless demons and ghosts who see him as a tasty morsel, and hides pitifully behind his ex-wife. "Honey, I know I was wrong." Li Zhenyue, wielding a peachwood sword and showing off her powers, coldly pulls her sleeve free. "Don't act so familiar, Mr. Gu. I charge for ghost hunting and demon subduing, and ex-husbands pay a twenty percent surcharge." Mr. Gu, protected by his ex-wife as he watches her show off her powers: "She's so wonderful." Note: This is a crematorium story in a different sense. If Mr. Gu can't win his wife back, he's on his way to the crematorium every day. A money-loving, unconventional celestial master heroine with a pure Yang constitution x a fastidious CEO hero with a pure Yin constitution, a domineering CEO in the traditional sense 3. The Original Me Doesn't Match the Adaptation's Style Bi Xing is a struggling writer on a well-known website. Then she transmigrates. No need to panic. She knows the plot, so she can handle everything. There must be a way to change her fate. What the writer didn't expect was that the fantasy romance about ten lifetimes of tragic love that she'd transmigrated into had been adapted into a TV series. Now she was a cannon-fodder character who didn't fit the show's style at all. At last, the woman with jewels in her hair and a radiant glow all around her meets the heroine. Is this skinny woman in a white veil really the legendary most beautiful woman in the Three Realms? Are you all collectively blind? And this oddly rugged, burly man is the male lead? Casting directors, do you have a grudge against the original author? The only one whose appearance matches the original is the second male lead, but they've changed him into an obsessive, unstable lunatic. She just happened to save a potted plant. He can't go getting attached to her over that. A heroine who seems indifferent but is bursting with snark inside x a handsome hero who is obsessive but gentle by nature (This story is inspired by my frustration with the recent TV adaptation. It's just a snarky idea, with no specific reference to any actual source novel.) Also, the heroine is a looks-obsessed person, just like me. Theme: Obey the law and love life.