The Villain Is Throwing His Weight Around Again [Quick Transmigration]

Ling Yan is a villain who takes his job very seriously from day one. In every world, he makes the male and female leads work like hired hands and exploits them, completely ignoring the missions issued by the System. Sorry, but angst, physical abuse, and unrequited love just aren't my style. Our motto: Be the most overbearing villain and take on the most deranged protagonists. The male and female leads roar in unison: "Are you even human?" Ling Yan: "Sorry, but no." ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ Here's a slightly less serious synopsis: The divine beast Ling Yan sleeps for tens of thousands of years. When he finally wakes, he finds the world transformed. Zombies roam everywhere, and strange mutations are spreading. Dressed in red, Ling Yan is so beautiful it's almost arrogant. With his classic villain's face, he casually saves a woman, only to get bound to a villain System calling itself 0216. The System demands that he grant the so-called heroines' every wish, make them yearn in vain, and torment them mentally and physically. So Ling Yan burns 0216 until it short-circuits. The Heavenly Dao collapses, the rules fall into chaos, and the world lies in ruins. He will use the world's fortune as his brush and the faith of all people as his ink, painting a scene that shakes heaven and earth, with mountains and rivers brought to life, and return the world to what it was. The protagonists clutching Ling Yan's sleeve weep, "Boss, there's no need. We've been completely won over by your presence. We won't ever suggest taking the whole world down with us again. Please, take a break." 0216: Who could possibly dislike a Host who spends money like water? I take it all back. Ling Yan: Are all the protagonists these days out of their minds? No matter what they do, they want to drag the whole world down with them. Did the world agree to that? This is the story of a young phoenix who becomes a villainous big shot, does his villain's job to perfection, and saves the world along the way. Warnings: 1. The male lead isn't human and doesn't think like one, so please don't judge him by human standards. The male lead has no romantic pairing. 2. My writing is poor, and I like to let loose when I write. There's almost no logic. Here are two upcoming stories: 1. I Sent the CEO to Prison Fantasy romance Xiang Qinghui is a minor celebrity. While filming, she has a brush with death and transmigrates into the villainess she was playing, somehow gaining the heroine's halo. A bunch of CEOs invite her: "Want to date? The kind with emotional and physical torment, and giving up your heart and kidneys." Xiang Qinghui: "...Want to go to prison? The kind that upholds core socialist values." ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ Here's the full synopsis: Xiang Qinghui specializes in playing villainesses and is a minor celebrity even below the eighteenth tier. One day, she transmigrates into the vicious sister-in-law she played in a hit drama, and spends every day making life difficult for her pregnant sister-in-law who ran away from home. Who knew that on her very first day after transmigrating, she would learn she had already been honorably fired from her job as a vicious rich heiress? On top of that, she gets another script about a switched-at-birth heiress, going from a vicious sister-in-law to a country girl in one fell swoop. Her ridiculous life just keeps getting more outrageous. Just as she's preparing to behave herself, she gets one tragic heroine role after another: the unforgotten first love, the substitute lover, the organ donor. And to top it all off, there's a crowd of CEOs with something wrong with their heads. These CEOs don't just love feeling sorry for themselves, they also like getting handsy. So one day, a drunken, domineering CEO glares at her with red eyes and demands, "Xiang Qinghui, do you even have a heart?" Then he charges at her to pin her against the wall, but Xiang Qinghui knocks him down with one punch. He can't even get back up. Mo Zhiyu deftly pulls out her phone to call the police, while Xiang Qinghui smiles without a care. "Sorry, I only have a heart for justice. Drunk driving and kidnapping will get you at least three years. Go ask for it in prison." Things like this keep happening. To fulfill her duty as an ordinary citizen, Xiang Qinghui can only embrace her villainess nature and join forces with Mo Zhiyu to send them all to prison for rehabilitation. You little punks, when you get out, I hope you've learned how to act like people. Warnings: 1. This may be a very episodic story. Romance is just a side dish, and there are some original settings. 2. The leads aren't exactly bad people, but they're not good people either. There's no need to whitewash them. 3. My writing is poor, and I like to let loose when I write. There's almost no logic. This is my first time writing a romance plot, so please keep your expectations low. If it's not for you, just click X. 2. Quick Transmigration: The Protagonist's Golden Finger, a danmei quick transmigration story Xu Tang is a kitten who has lived for several hundred years without successfully taking human form. When he meets the benefactor who can grant him a human form, he accidentally attracts a heavenly tribulation. From then on, the only way he can survive is by becoming the golden finger of his benefactor, who transmigrates into the protagonists of different worlds. As time goes by, Xu Tang gradually discovers that his benefactor is actually the reason he keeps transmigrating. But his master taught him to repay life-saving kindness with his life. So how should he repay the kindness of being granted a human form? A certain dragon scoops the troubled kitten into his arms. "There are still so many kinds of sea fish you haven't tried. Want a taste?" Of course the poor, adorable kitten happily agrees. The sea creatures all flee in a panic. Boss, you can't keep shearing the same sheep! Freshwater fish come in so many delicious varieties. You and your kitten should try some! An orphan bullied by awful relatives and left with no one to rely on: I'm your long-lost uncle. A little wolf raised by wolves and used by his sect leader after growing up: I'm your master. A supporting actor in the entertainment industry who's been suppressed: I'm your cousin you've never met. Both stories are already on my author page. Welcome to add them to your reading list. Theme: Even after traveling through countless worlds, keep love and warmth in your heart