[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Still Jumping Back and Forth Today

[JO5 parallel universe. The plot is heavily changed, everyone's out of character, and the whole cast survives. Friendly brawling and silly antics.]

["I'm gonna make you furious" Giorno vs. "I'll never back down" female lead. A pair of sworn enemies who are completely incompatible.]

[The pairing is tentatively Giorno, but that might change as I write... We want everyone!]

Giorno, who has to compete with me over everything, says he's going to become a yangge dance STAR.

To beat him, I cozy up to the boss of PASSIONE and join the assassination squad.

...Only to find out my coworkers are a bunch of broke losers planning a rebellion?

As the boss's trusted confidante, I have to risk going undercover in order to get promoted to the bodyguard squad.

Later, my broke loser coworkers take me along to fight the bodyguard squad protecting the boss's daughter.

...Wait, why does that blondie with the sweet doughnut hairstyle look so familiar?

★ Before Diavolo falls ★

"Giorno, hahahahahaha, you're so pathetic! You've been there this long and you're still not even a capo!"

"..."

★ After Diavolo falls ★

"Luca, anything else to say?"

"...Sorry, Boss. Also, Bucciarati is so handsome. Give me his number."

"??? You're not worthy!"

[Researching and outlining the Italian and other settings. Not starting this one anytime soon.]

Theme: Why is my childhood friend always better than me?