[Football] Cristiano at Three and a Half

"Cristiano Ronaldo is now three and a half years old."

The editor-in-chief of AS burst into thunderous laughter as he read the article sent over by a reporter on the scene.

"Everyone knows Cristiano's mental age is only three. What made you add half a year? Is it because he's been called Ronaldo the Three-Year-Old for ten years?"

When the reporter sent a photo of three-and-a-half-year-old Cristiano being taken to the training ground on a bicycle by the calm and reliable Mini Ronaldo, the editor-in-chief fell silent for a long time.

Then, trembling, he called the president of the Spanish Football Federation.

"Ronaldo's turned three and a half again! Naturalize him while we have the chance! Don't let those bastards in Portugal, Italy, and England get to him first!!!"

Within an hour of the story being published, countless private planes took off at full speed for Turin, Italy.

The football emperor's rare toddler form, with a bun-like face that still smelled of milk, a fair complexion, and curly hair: Portugal's sweet little darling. Getting him would be a steal! Charge!!!

[Reading Notes]

1. Inspiration struck like lightning in the middle of the night, so I whipped up this blurb. I want to jump on the three-and-a-half-year-old bandwagon, too. The Jinjiang football circle deserves its own three-and-a-half-year-old! (shouts)

2. Who doesn't know that C Ronaldo's mental age is only three? (confused face)

3. A short, silly story where I let loose. Ronaldo is doted on by everyone (an ironclad Ronaldo fan raising a kid online).

4. Arsen--ah, sorry. Mista!

5. Thanks to Doudou, Maoku, and Sleepy for watching me go crazy in the middle of the night. Thanks to Doudou for the inspiration and twenty words for the blurb. I hope she doesn't forget she still has a football story to finish. Finally, Sleepy, please put down the knife. I'll start writing, I will! (struggles)

Theme: C Ronaldo is the greatest, the cutest, and the most deserving of being pampered. Any objections?