My Scumbag Ex and I Are Acting Out a Show Online [Quick Transmigration]

Announcement: Thanks to all the lovely angels who support the official release. Mwah! My new story next door, The Villain Loaded My System [Quick Transmigration], is now underway. Blurb: After the disciple he'd devoted his whole heart to betrayed him, Mu Qingli was so furious that he grabbed his sword and chopped the guy to pieces. While breaking through, Mu Qingli had accidentally acquired mind-reading powers. When he went to assassinate his former disciple, he heard a stiff voice echo in the man's mind: "Mission complete. The target's total soul-fragment collection progress has reached 37 percent. Preparing to exit the world." · Mu Qingli follows his scumbag disciple through several worlds, each time transmigrating as the protagonist who gets dumped by a scumbag gong. But because he can hear what his disciple, playing the scumbag gong, is thinking, the plot goes like this: The scumbag emperor says something vile: "You're nothing but a pawn I used to seize the throne." But Mu Qingli hears the scumbag emperor thinking: "This damn emperor has no shame." The scumbag CEO says: "No matter how much you do, you're still just his substitute." But the contempt in his thoughts is impossible to hide: "What kind of idiotic line is that?" The scumbag prince says: "You're not even as good as his toe. How could I ever truly love you?" But his thoughts are cold: "This script is garbage. Is this prince blind?" ...And every kind of scumbag gong under the sun. After learning the truth, Mu Qingli decides to throw the script out the window. Mu Qingli: Let's hurt each other, then. At last, one day, Mu Qingli deliberately calls him by the wrong name and successfully drives a certain scumbag gong out of his mind. The scumbag gong, struggling to stay in character, demands: "What's so good about him?" Mu Qingli glances at him and makes up an excuse: "He's healthier than you." The scumbag gong puffs up like a blowfish. · Before You Read: Still 1v1, with a happy ending. The gong in every world is the same person. No angst, just a lighthearted, slightly ridiculous sweet romance. The gong. The two have known each other for a long time, but they're not lovers so much as enemies (?). You could also say one of them has a secret crush and doesn't know it. Since this is Quick Transmigration, the worlds may include modern, ancient, futuristic, Western, mythological, and other settings. My writing is elementary-school level and my logic is on autopilot. Thanks to the lovely angels who point out typos, but please don't give me writing advice [life is hard enough, don't make me cry]. [Blurb saved on June 7, 2020. Screenshot taken.] The following is a separate blurb for a future story The Villain Loaded My System [Quick Transmigration] blurb: Gu Xiyu was assigned a mission. He had to enter several minor worlds and deal with villains whose danger ratings were off the charts, restoring harmony and happiness to those worlds. The thing was, the System assigned to him was a little strange. Its first words to him were: "Who are you?" At first, Gu Xiyu thought it was a new, ultra-intelligent, user-friendly System developed by the Administration Bureau. Later, he decided his System was crazy. · A powerful villain from a wealthy family kidnaps the protagonist to threaten his rivals and secure his position. Gu Xiyu expects to receive an order to stab the villain and stop him. But the System says: "Give him a bouquet of flowers. If he's in a good mood, he might not kidnap the protagonist." A villainous imperial prince plans to destroy the empire and seize the throne, leaving the protagonist, the crown prince, gravely injured. The System's instruction: "Coax him a little. He might accept your request and give up the throne." A great demon from the cultivation world captures immortal cultivators to make pills and increase his power. Gu Xiyu thinks this kind of villain deserves to be executed. The System says: "Actually, we can give the villain another way to level up." "Like what?" "Practice a dual cultivation technique with the villain." Gu Xiyu: ? Since refusing the instructions would bring punishment, he has no choice but to follow them. To his surprise, the progress bar showing the world's danger level starts to move. But the villains are acting more and more strangely, too. Gu Xiyu: "If you refuse to compromise, I'll have no choice but to kill you." The villain: "If we can solve this by getting together, there's no need to threaten me with violence." Gu Xiyu: "...?" · To eliminate a major BOSS whose energy has exceeded the limits of what the world can bear, the Space-Time Administration splits him into several fragments and scatters them across different worlds to weaken him. They send a number of people into the minor worlds to try to eradicate the BOSS, but all of them fail. Gu Xiyu is one of the Administration's most capable commanders, so the Lord God decides to assign him the mission. But just as the mission begins, something goes wrong. "...Damn, the System assigned to the Commander accidentally bound itself to the target!" A divider full of love for my besties Here's my usual plug for future stories by my beloved besties! [Modern BL] The Cannon Fodder Big Shot Is Still Pursuing Me Today by Two Fish But I thought he was trying to kill me [Modern BL] After the CEO Divorced Me, He Realized What He'd Lost by Chang Le Ye Wei Yang Don't be too tsundere. Ever heard of the crematorium trope? [Romance] My Dad Is the Male Lead of a Cultivation Novel by Si Chen Ti Xiao With Dad as the male lead, I can skip a few thousand years of hard work! [Fanfiction Romance] [D.Gray-man] The Whole World Thinks I'm Cannon Fodder by Fu Yun Lan Zhou Has he realized what he lost yet? - Theme: Even if you have what it takes to be a hothouse flower, you should enrich your inner self and knowledge, and rely on your own efforts and talent to reach the pinnacle of life.