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Novel blurb:
When Bai Xingge, the Grand Imperial Preceptor, fled the palace in a panic, he happened upon a man surrounded by countless spirits and shrouded in yin energy, a sure sign that death was near.
He kindly warned the man, only to have all four limbs and bones dislocated. The pain was so great that he looked like the one who was about to die.
The man even threatened him: "Now, let's figure it out again. Which of us is going to die first?"
After truly taking a roundabout trip to the gates of hell, Xie Jingshen said, "...Want to talk?"
Bai Xingge, who held a bit of a grudge, replied, "Get lost."
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Later, Bai Xingge, whose fate was favored by Heaven, suddenly discovered that whenever Xie Jingshen treated him a little better, the deathly aura around him would weaken.
Xie Jingshen asked, "What exactly do you mean by 'better'?"
Bai Xingge casually pointed to a man by the roadside who had bought a savory pancake for a friend and was thoughtfully handing it to him, displaying exemplary kindness. "Just like that."
Xie Jingshen turned around and happened to see the man he'd pointed out quickly lower his head and kiss another man's lips.
"...Are you sure?"
Bai Xingge looked puzzled. "What? Is it that hard?"
Xie Jingshen replied with a meaningful look, "Not really."
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Everyone in the martial world knew that Xie Jingshen especially hated people from the imperial palace, and that his grudge with Grand Imperial Preceptor Bai Xingge was more than a little bit serious.
That is, until one day, they accidentally caught Xie Jingshen bending down to bite Bai Xingge on the mouth.
Bai Xingge: What are you doing???
Xie Jingshen: Extending my life.
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#Urgent Martial World Bulletin: A certain big shot surnamed Xie has started sucking people's yang energy#
Reader's Guide:
A beautiful man with fair skin, who can observe the world above and divine yin and yang below, is a little cheeky but can't fight, and is the pursued partner (Bai Xingge) X A handsome, powerful, taciturn, and ruthless social butterfly who is secretly flirtatious, is the pursuer (Xie Jingshen)
One-on-one romance, happy ending
The pursuer is always testing the limits of the edge of the wife-chasing crematorium
The pursuer may have two, three, four, or even five identities
This is an entirely fictional setting, entirely fictional, entirely fictional. Some details are inspired by real ancient times, while others are made up as I please.
My writing is elementary-school level, and the logic flies off the rails. Everything serves the happy ending. If you're a stickler for details or a hardcore history buff, we may not be a good fit. For everyone's peace of mind, please read with caution.
This story is mainly supernatural, with a little martial world and a little courtly aristocracy. Yes, don't doubt it, there are supernatural beings and strange spirits.
Most of the magic techniques are also made up. Just so you know.
I'll add more if I think of anything else.
Here is my super-cute divider
Blurb for my next novel:
After Mu Qingli was betrayed by the disciple he'd devoted his heart and soul to, he was so furious that he grabbed his sword and chopped the man to pieces.
During a breakthrough, Mu Qingli accidentally gained the ability to read minds. As he tried to assassinate his disciple, he heard a stiff voice ring out in the man's mind: "Mission complete. Total progress collecting the target's primordial spirit has reached 37 percent. Preparing to leave the world."
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Mu Qingli followed his scumbag disciple through several worlds, each time becoming the protagonist who was betrayed by a scumbag pursuer.
But because he could hear the thoughts of the scumbag pursuers his disciple played, the story turned into this:
When the scumbag emperor said his scumbag lines: "You're nothing but a pawn I used to seize the throne."
Mu Qingli heard the scumbag emperor think: "This damn emperor has no shame."
Scumbag CEO: "No matter how much you do, you're only his substitute."
But the contempt in his thoughts was impossible to hide: "What kind of idiot wrote this line?"
Scumbag prince: "You're not even worthy of his toes. How could I possibly truly love you?"
But his thoughts were cold: "This script is garbage. Is this prince blind?"
...And all kinds of scumbag pursuers, each more awful than the last.
After learning the truth, Mu Qingli decided to stop following the script.
Mu Qingli: Let's hurt each other, then.
Finally, one day, Mu Qingli deliberately called a scumbag pursuer by the wrong name and successfully drove him mad.
The scumbag pursuer, barely keeping his character intact, demanded furiously, "What's so good about him?"
Mu Qingli glanced at him and made up a reason: "His waist is better than yours."
Only then did he fully realize that what he'd said was a recipe for disaster.
Here's my still-super-cute divider
As usual, here are some recommendations from my beloved friends!
Historical danmei: "After Conceiving the Male Lead's Child, I Ran Away with the Baby" by Changle Yewuyang
--You have to be kidding me!
Historical danmei upcoming novel: "I Became the Goose Raised by the Villain" by Zhongzixing
--The master's scheme to cause trouble got foiled by the goose again.
Modern danmei upcoming novel: "The Fake Young Master's Rich Family Canary [Book Transmigration]" by Liang Tiao Yu
--My canary turned into a rich and powerful big shot.
Fantasy romance: "The Laid-Off Dragon Starts a New Career" by Qingwatou Fulan
--The dragon lady got together with the Demon King!
Second-dimensional: "[D.Gray-man] The Whole World Thinks I'm Cannon Fodder" by Fuyun Lanzhou
--Did he finally get what he deserved today?
Theme: Using a story to express thoughts about human nature
It's late~ I collected the articles I didn't read back then. . . It's a pity that I locked two chapters and didn't subscribe to them all.
This Venerable is so awesome. He has written so many articles before about why the Imperial Master is so powerful, how his brother is more powerful than the Imperial Master, how powerful the attack is, and how the protagonist team looks down on such a villain who steals the Master. As a result, he has been busy working on a whole article, and it was so easily taken away by others. It has been so long that he has not killed anyone. It is really disgusting.
Gongyilin: Bah! Who is your brother!
Very nice! Author, keep up the good work!
Lord National Preceptor! ! ! ! ! !
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, ride on my motorcycle and leave a mark to finish the chase
Damn, this chapter is extremely long.
Nice! Are there any sweet extras?
Finished spreading flowers! (One month late)
I finally went home and finished spreading flowers
It's late~ I collected the articles I didn't read back then. . . It's a pity that I locked two chapters and didn't subscribe to them all.
This Venerable is so awesome. He has written so many articles before about why the Imperial Master is so powerful, how his brother is more powerful than the Imperial Master, how powerful the attack is, and how the protagonist team looks down on such a villain who steals the Master. As a result, he has been busy working on a whole article, and it was so easily taken away by others. It has been so long that he has not killed anyone. It is really disgusting.
Gongyilin: Bah! Who is your brother!
Very nice! Author, keep up the good work!
Lord National Preceptor! ! ! ! ! !
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, ride on my motorcycle and leave a mark to finish the chase
Damn, this chapter is extremely long.
Nice! Are there any sweet extras?
Finished spreading flowers! (One month late)
I finally went home and finished spreading flowers