All of Prehistoric Times Thinks I Like Hongjun

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Everyone in the primordial world thinks I'm deeply in love with Hongjun, but I'm really only trying to stay alive.

Luo Hou died of heart failure. He thought he was on his way to report to the King of Hell, but instead he unexpectedly got bound to some game called "Great Wilderness."

According to the game's rules, if he completes the plot-altering missions with multiple endings, he can be reborn. Desperate to live, he doesn't hesitate.

When he opens his eyes again, he's become the cannon-fodder Demon Ancestor, Luo Hou, who shares his name.

They say that when one person attains the Dao, even their pets rise with them. To complete the plot-altering missions, Luo Hou sets his sights on Hongjun, the future representative of the Heavenly Dao, even though Hongjun is currently as weak as a chicken.

He is so shamelessly brazen about raising Hongjun's affection that suffocating rumors spread throughout the primordial world. Even more outrageous, they say that to keep the Dao Ancestor's heart, he gave birth to a little demon with a wild streak, despite being a man. (That's not what happened!)

Everyone laments that Luo Hou is young and already blind.

It isn't until later, when Hongjun proves the Dao, becomes a Saint, establishes the Zixiao Daoist Temple, takes the Six Great Saints as disciples, and becomes ruler of all creation, that they finally understand.

Well, turns out Luo Hou wasn't blind. They just didn't get it.

He's now the "Daoist Matriarch" to all the Daoist sects, with a status more imposing than the bona fide Daoist Patriarch Hongjun himself. After all, who knows how powerful his pillow talk is?

However, life as the biggest nepotism beneficiary isn't all sunshine and roses. After Hongjun becomes one with the Heavenly Dao, Luo Hou notices that the way he looks at him grows more and more unsettling.

Then one day, the big bad wolf drops his disguise, and Luo Hou is horrified to realize that Hongjun has been wanting to take the back door for a long time.

Luo Hou packs his bags overnight and runs off with the child, but he doesn't even make it out of the Thirty-Three Heavens before he's dragged back to Zixiao Palace, cursing the whole way.

Hongjun, the Heavenly Dao, as the gong * Demon Ancestor beauty as the shou, 1v1, very sweet +++

Coming next, a new story:

Title: Transmigrating into the Primordial World: I Conquer It by Maxing Out Defense. Please add it to your library.

Synopsis:

Song Shushu accidentally transmigrates, not only into the primordial world, but also into the body of the new little disciple of Tongtian, leader of the Jie Sect.

Thinking about how the losing side and all its disciples are doomed, he feels utterly miserable.

Luckily, he gets bound to a survival System. For every extra day he stays alive, he gets an increased number of bonus stat points.

Song Shushu is afraid of dying, so he focuses on staying alive and puts every bonus point into defense.

So when the Investiture of the Gods war begins...

The Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect surround the Jie Sect disciples. Song Shushu is forced to draw their fire. Spells powerful enough to shake heaven and earth come crashing down.

The immortals of the Chan Sect are certain the Jie Sect disciple is doomed. But when the dust settles, Song Shushu is standing there without a scratch.

The Golden Immortals: ...

Where did this nameless nobody from the Jie Sect come from?

They ask themselves how they, who have dominated the primordial world, could possibly lose to some junior. The Golden Immortals attack in a murderous frenzy, but soon they're truly losing their minds.

Their magic power is exhausted. They collapse to the ground, exhausted and vomiting blood, while their opponent looks as if nothing happened.

The Jie Sect's sudden rise is a huge wild card, directly influencing the balance of power between the two sects.

Yuanshi Tianzun and Laozi have no choice but to act in person. Yet they still can't break through Song Shushu's defenses, and return in defeat, sending shockwaves through the entire primordial world.

The name Song Shushu becomes taboo among countless cultivators in the primordial world.

Whenever cultivators encounter him, they run if they can!

Song Shushu: Being invincible is so lonely.

Theme: One person's strength can bring harmony to the world, to you, me, and everyone.