All of Primordial Chaos Knows I'm Carrying Donghuang Taiyi's Baby

My new novel, "After Reincarnating as the Demon Ancestor, I Became the Heavenly Dao's Beloved", is now available. Go check it out! The pairing is Hongjun (the Heavenly Dao) x Luohou. Please add it to your collection!

Su Bei was a danmei fanfiction writer who accidentally worked himself to death while rushing a deadline. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in the Primordial World, where Daluo Golden Immortals were everywhere.

With no way to escape, he spent his days muddling along and trying to keep himself alive. Gradually, he realized something was wrong: his body was getting rounder and rounder. The change was barely noticeable anywhere else, but his belly was growing.

Su Bei thought he'd simply gotten chubby from living a comfortable life!

Then one day, he woke up with a sharp pain in his abdomen and actually laid a round egg. A golden-orange little Golden Crow hatched and started chirping after him, calling him Mom. Only then did it dawn on him: holy crap, he was pregnant!

Although he was born gay, that didn't mean he could accept having a baby. More importantly, he had no idea who the child's father was!

So the unscrupulous Su told his little boy, "Your real dad is dead. It's just us, a widowed mom and her orphaned child. You have to work hard at cultivation and protect your mom."

His son believed every word.

He never expected that one day the child's father would not only come back from the dead, but show up right at his doorstep.

After spreading rumors, having the real deal come knocking in person was enough to make Su Bei want to die on the spot.

He didn't dare make up any more nonsense, either. The man had an elder brother who could deduce the truth with his divination. Lie, and he'd be pinned down and killed on the spot. Later, the Golden Crow admitted that he had behaved badly while drunk, but he still refused to change his ways.

And the way he looked at Su Bei was getting more and more suggestive.

Su Bei couldn't help thinking that he should find a time to trade his underwear for a pair made of iron.

A goofy, scheming bottom x a city-smart, calculating quasi-sage top

The male lead has a career storyline focused on literary publishing.

Note: One-on-one, happy ending.

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The moment Luohou opened his eyes, he realized he had transmigrated into the mythology of the Primordial World and become Luohou, the innate Demon Ancestor. He commanded countless demons and could summon wind and rain in an age before the Sages appeared.

Before he could even process this enormous stroke of luck, he discovered that he was carrying an innate demon fetus. What made his heart ache was that he had no idea who the child's father was. Top-tier setup from the start, with an extra burden thrown in.

What a fantastic starter kit.

Knowing how tragic the original Luohou's future would be, he decided that conquering the Primordial World was out of the question. Raising his child and developing technology sounded much better.

With so many calamities in the Primordial World, most of them happened because people had too much free time. Wouldn't it be better to quietly play games and calmly watch livestreams?

He never expected his chubby, round little boy to appear on a livestream and win over a huge following with his adorable, innocent looks.

The baby waved his plump lotus-root arms, and Dao Ancestor Hongjun tipped him a postcelestial spiritual treasure. He drank his milk with gusto, and Sage Nuwa tipped him a fake Mountains and Rivers State Map. When he had nothing to do, he kicked his legs and practiced tai chi, winning over the Three Pure Ones.

The Three Pure Ones declared, "This child is in harmony with the Way of the Three Pure Ones. He can become the first disciple of our Kunlun lineage."

Thanks to livestreaming, Luohou's child unexpectedly became a huge sensation. The entire Primordial World wanted to fight him for custody of the boy.

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In later generations, a rumor spread through the Primordial World: Demon Ancestor Luohou had risen to power by riding on his child's coattails, making him the biggest beneficiary of connections in the whole world.

However, being the Primordial World's biggest beneficiary of connections didn't make Luohou's life blissful. After Hongjun became the Heavenly Dao, Luohou noticed that the way he looked at him was getting more and more peculiar.

Then one day, the big bad wolf dropped his disguise, and Luohou realized in horror that the other man had wanted to get in through the back door for a long time.

Sage Hongjun, a scheming top x the frail, beautiful Demon Ancestor, a bottom

This is not a serious take on the Primordial World. Expect goofy chaos, a System that explains the livestreaming, and plenty of modern elements. Read it for fun.

Theme: Only after falling in love did I realize how shameless you are.