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The eldest brother has always taken his position as the chief eldest brother of the Sword Sect as his mission, striving to be perfect and not to be surpassed by others.
The first thing every day is to open the Sword Sect forum to see if he is the most popular among the young disciples.
However, senior brother is a high-risk profession, and there are always arrogant junior brothers Long Aotian who want to squeeze him out as a stepping stone.
The eldest brother smiled proudly and pulled out his vest. He was the best in the world in alchemy, formations, talismans, weapon refining, cooking, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, appearance, etc. He suppressed them until they knelt down and called their ancestors.
There was a Long Aotian who successfully discovered the weakness of his senior brother.
On the forum, the post "As the chief eldest brother of the Sword Sect is actually a scumbag in swordsmanship" was posted at the top of the forum, and the eldest brother's popularity plummeted.
So the senior brother became autistic.
The forum server also crashed.
From the elders to the handyman disciples of the Sword Sect, they almost went crazy.
On that day, some people were shocked to see the aloof, majestic and solemn sect master who was as cold as an immortal being shut up outside the door of the senior brother's room and coaxed tenderly and dotingly: No matter what, you are the most perfect in my heart, and no one can compare with you. "
Each of the elders wrote a short composition of 3,000 words praising the senior brother. The leader of the true disciples and the inner disciples took the loudspeaker to express their love and praise the senior brother a thousand times every day, praising the senior brother from the strands of his hair to the soles of his shoes.
The disciples of the Sword Sect collectively let out a sincere cry: Senior Brother, you are the most precious treasure of our Sword Sect that suppresses the sect. Please cheer up and don't collapse!
When the sect leaders and elders of other sects got the news, they all came to poach: Come to our sect! What is the chief senior brother? If you come to our sect, we can call you daddy!
Everyone in the Sword Sect: Get out! ! !
The arrogant and arrogant pretentious, scheming and scheming green tea elder brother Shou & the superficially cold and relegated eldest disciple, the strongest and most doted eldest disciple, his true identity can scare people to death, Master Gong
This article is also known as
#Big brother collapsed again today#
p#Elder brother is very powerful, but he is just a stupid green tea#
#Tao, how many vests are needed to support the image of a perfect senior brother?#
#AOJunior brothers are very powerful, but the senior brother has too many vests and is too cool to show off.
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Note:
1. The real soul of the senior brother is divided into fake slices. His thoughts and memories are connected, but his way of thinking is different. In fact, he is still the same person. He can merge and not be a narcissus. Narcissus can't get up either.
2. The two protagonists are not perfect characters, and each has its own advantages and disadvantages.
3. CP master, double first love. Natural enemies play and favor each other
4. The war three hundred years ago was not the fault of Master, so I won't spoil the details.
Pre-receipt of follow-up documents: "After I transform into an evil god, someone will always call me"
When the protagonist died suddenly from overwork, he never expected that he would transform into an evil god.
Protagonist (crying with joy): It's great, I don't have to go to work, I don't have to pay the mortgage, and I don't even have to eat, drink, or have sex. I can lie down and sleep until the end of the world!
However, as soon as he fell asleep, he was woken up by someone
A giant baby chewing on an old man who is eager to get rich: God above, please bless me with prosperity. I originally sacrificed my parents and sisters to you as sacrifices.
Protagonist: The incomplete sacrifice is not perfect enough. I don't like it. The family should be in order. How can I miss you?
Then the old man watched helplessly as the ghosts of his dead family members came to reunite with him, and he was so frightened that he ran to surrender overnight.
A certain Phoenix male star: God above, please bless me to become famous. I am willing to sacrifice my wife and daughter to you as a sacrifice.
Protagonist: I will help you.
The next day, the scandal of a certain big star secretly getting married, trying to murder his wife and daughter and depriving him of his family became known all over the Internet. He also liked to mention a pair of "silver bracelets".
Leader of the Evil God Cult: Evil God above, please bless us with eternal youth and immortality. These one hundred handsome men and beauties are our sacrifices to you.
Protagonist: The skin is just a pink skull, but I admire your souls that exude the light of faith.
Then all the believers were frightened and went crazy, crying and calling for help from the Special Security Department.
So there were rumors that this evil god was so terrible that everyone who summoned him would have a bad end.
The protagonist is satisfied, thinking that no one will dare to summon him anymore, right? He could finally realize his dream and sleep until the end of time.
Unexpectedly, just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard the call again. The Evil God, who was very angry because he got up, rushed to the altar and found that the person calling him this time was actually a group of besieged special security troops.
Special Security Department: The great God of Justice, please bless us and all the hostages to get out alive and safe. As for the sacrifices, well, I heard that you don't like raw soul meat, so we don't have time to prepare them. When we get back alive, we will serve you the best incense as soon as possible, as well as spicy soup, fried chicken skewers, beer, Fat House Happy Water...
Protagonist:...
Boss of the Special Security Department: If you are still not satisfied, how about adding me? I have a slim waist and long legs, I am as beautiful as a flower, I am energetic and live a good life, and I will definitely satisfy you.
Protagonist:...
It's so outrageous.
However, his heart was violently moved.
#On how I changed from a god of evil to a god of justice#
Currently being serialized: Mainly focusing on "The Black and Red Top Celestial Master Bamboo Horse is Back"
Copywriting:
Qi Yue sacrificed himself to seal the ghost realm, and the only thing he couldn't let go of was his cute, soft and beautiful little bamboo horse.
His only last wish is to let the Tianshi Association take care of the little bamboo horse for him.
His last glimmer of consciousness lingered for a long time, but he learned that his world was a book, and his little sweetheart was a vicious villain who did all the evil things to the protagonist out of love and hatred, and ended up miserable.
And he is the backdrop for providing resources and connections to the protagonist who died early.
After his sacrifice, the protagonist received the Taoist inheritance he left behind and became the number one person in the Tianshi world. Countless big guys came to support him with money.
In order to resurrect his loved ones, one of the protagonist's lovers secretly opened a gap in the ghost realm's seal. Countless evil ghosts descended into the world, and all living beings were devastated.
After a bloody battle, the protagonist barely completes the seal of the ghost realm and becomes a hero who saves mankind. He is held high on the altar, gains both fame and fortune, and lives a life of luxury and wealth with his group of male and female lovers and confidants.
Everyone in the world only knows the protagonist and doesn't know about Qi Yue.
But his little sweetheart was blamed for opening the gap in the ghost realm seal and causing disaster. His reputation was ruined, and he finally jumped down from the building in despair holding the only photo of them together when they were young.
Qi Yue became so filled with resentment that he turned into an evil ghost and returned to the world a few years later.
He will protect his treasure by himself.
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Gu Yunshuang is a top celebrity on the Internet, with nine out of ten fans being negative fans and the remaining one being a beauty fan.
He has always been aloof and aloof, and doesn't look good on anyone. Even if he is a big name, has poor acting skills, has plastic surgery and other negative information flying all over the world, no matter how unpleasant the online scoldings are, he can't be moved at all.
Only the recently famous Heavenly Master Xue Tinghe could get some good looks from him.
Gu Yunshuang's explanation for this was that Xue Tinghe and his bamboo horse were similar.
But no one believed it.
Everyone thinks that Gu Yun is in love with Xue Tinghe and is a shameless gay who stalks and beats Xue Tinghe.
[Hehe, it's already 20xx and it's so cliche to still make friends out of nothing.
I, Master Xue, am unparalleled in my elegance and elegance. Gu Niubi can find a bamboo horse with a three-dimensional image of me, Master Xue, and I will perform a handstand and eat the keyboard on the spot!
[Don't mention it, the next whitewashing plan is definitely to find an actor who has a three-thirds resemblance to Master Xue to play the fake role.
Sure enough, a few days later, when Gu Yunshuang was filming a variety show live broadcast at home, the doorbell rang.
Opening the door, I saw a tall and tall young man who was three-thirds similar to Xue Tinghe, but more handsome and mysterious. He opened his arms and smiled brightly: "Hi, honey, I'm back, did you miss me? "
That day, everyone was shocked to see Gu Yunshuang's eyes were red, and he was holding the man's collar tightly with both hands. His tone was fierce, but his voice was soft, a little aggrieved and choked with sobs: "You still know how to come back? Where have you been all these years? "
Later, the anti-fans:
[Damn it, the bamboo horse double is even better than the original. Not to mention, he is even more capable. Is there any substitute like this? Please give me a dozen!
[Is there a possibility that the bamboo horse substitute is the original person, and the person named Xue is the substitute?
While the Internet was quarreling over who was the original person and the substitute, Qi Yue and Xue Tinghe, Qi Yue was smiling and greeting his "old friends" from the Tianshi Association.
"Hey, because you didn't take good care of my family according to my last words, I was so angry that I opened the coffin board and crawled back from the grave. Are you surprised? Is it surprising? "
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The evil ghost attack after the death of the heavenly master vs. The cold appearance but cute little cat suffering
Intention: I have no control over my destiny
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