Everyone at Hogwarts Is Still a Little Unhinged Today (Harry Potter)

They say that these days, you need to have some kind of disorder before you can face the world.

So Albus has prosopagnosia, Scorpius has OCD, and Rose has a poker face.

And then there's... the talkative James, the sharp-tongued little Hugo, and Lily, who's obsessed with looks.

Set in the next generation. Mostly short jokes and anecdotes, so fans of canon details beware.

The little trio: Albus/Scorpius/Rose. Friendship only, no pairings. Updates when inspiration strikes.

Little Albus follows the Cursed Child version and is a Slytherin.

Theme: Friendship